DOG SOUP! -Joe Bethancourt (c) copyright 1992 W.J. Bethancourt III
Down the road from where I live's a little diner And some friendly foreign folks serve up the meal Right behind the doggie pound is where it can be found And the prices are so cheap, it is a steal!
CHORUS: Dog soup! It really -is- delicious
Dog soup! If you really are ambitious You can eat a bowl or two Take some home for Grandma too! It's exotic foreign food, -and- inexpensive!
Take some noodles and some carrots and some onions Take some spices and some other odds and ends Then go into your neighborhood, find a doggie that looks good And make soup out of Man's Best Friend!
Now cats tend to be a little stringy And eating children gets you talked about But if you wanna be in clover, tell ol' Rover to come over! And then go dining out!