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                      POLITICS MADE SIMPLE
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Do you have trouble understanding politics?  If so, the following

primer (thanks to the Manitoban - University of Manitoba) should clear it up for you. No bull.

Socialism -    You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.

Communism -    You have two cows. Give both to the government.
	       The government gives you milk.

Capitalism -   You sell one cow and buy a bull.

Facism -       You have two cows. Give milk to the government.
	       The government sells it.

Nazism -       The government shoots you and takes the cows.

New Dealism -  The government shoots one cow, milks the other,
	       and pours the milk down the sink.

Anarchism -    Keep the cows. Steal another one.
	       Shoot the government.

Conservatism - Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.

 Liberalism -   Give away one cow.  Get the government to
                     give you a new cow.  Now give them both away.