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ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º It's All In The Numbers º º By: Lou C Fer º º º º Goodevening. I'm glad to see you found your way back to º º my humble home. Please do come in…before we start our º º conversation for the evening I'd like to send a special hello º º to my good friend Inez. You see Inez was concerned about her º º new phone number, her new exchange..seems she has the 666 º º exchange. <EG> Inez…you should'nt be surprised, after all, º º once you start doing business with me…well….you have to º º expect these things… <EG>. º º º º Numbers have played an important part in culture for a º º long, long time. From the far east to the far west. Numbers º º have held sacred & mystic meanings. Look at the number 3, º º among the Greeks, the dead and gods were invoked three times. º º Nine, which is a multiple of 3 was also considered a mystic º º number. The number 5 was also a significant number. 5 fingers º º on the hand; in China there are the 5 cannons of the º º Confucian classics. º º º º 3 is also always poping up in Chinese culture. In º º chinese art, the three friends of winter are the pine, bamboo º º and plum. They were the only plants that would display their º º colors against the snow, hence the symbols of consistancy. º º The 3 religions in China are Buddhism, Taoism and º º Confucianism. Not to mention the bad luck of 3 on a match. º º º º And who can deny the bad luck of the number 13…as far º º back as the biblical times. It seems that a fellow was the º º 13th at a dinner…now what was his name…seems to have º º slipped my mind…. º º º º Numbers are everywhere, it seems we can't get away from º º them. Infact we take them for granted. Try getting up in the º º morning without that annoying alarm blasting its time in your º º ear. Try to go through the day without looking at a clock or º º watch, Easy? Maybe. But then don't go to a store and buy º º something..or ride a bus or train. Don't even use the tv or º º radio..and for heaven's sake (Did I say that?!?!?!??<EG>) º º don't use the phone! º º º º And as for the significance of the number 666…well, we º º will leave that for another night….ok Inez?? <EG> º º GoodNight..and…pleasant dreams. º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ

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