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QUIZZES An entertainment in which the gerneral or specific knowledge of the players is tested by a series of questions. Here is a selection specially devised by Dr. Fegg to while away those endless months of waiting (totally unjustifiably).

*Dr. Fegg's Quiz* 1. Which American President was called McKinley? 2. Which world leader 3. Complete question 2 and answer it as best you can. 4. Doctor Fegg has a hamster. Is it:

  (a) alive?
  (b) dead?

5. Doctor Fegg likes his bath:

  (a) very hot.
  (b) quite hot.
  (c) once every 3 years.

6. Would you describe Dr. Fegg's Quiz of All World Knowledge as:

  (a) a waste of time?
  (b) a good idea badly presented?
  (c) excellent and informative?

7. Can Emus answer the phone?

  Yes / No / Not sure / Well... / I don't *think* so /
  Perhaps / *Emus*?

8. A *monsoon* is:

  (a) an anagram.
  (b) a terribly twee little plaster ornament with a picture
      of Dwight Eisenhower on one side and a photo of a half-
      open fir cone on the other.
  (c) the answer to question 7.

9. The Taj Mahal is:

  (a) a very hot curry based on onions and coriander.
  (b) a club in Wigan.
  (c) an enormous hairbrush with a white dome and patterned
      marble walls inlaid with precious jewels, in a graceful
      fusion of Islamic and Indian styles.

10.Which famous world statesmen are lit up at night, and where?

  (a) Henry Kissinger (who is also a doctor).
  (b) Rod Stewart.
  (c) Dr. David Owen (who is also a politician).

11.Dr. Fegg wrote which of the following great novels:

  (a) _War and Peace_
  (b) _The Tale of Two Cities_
  (c) _The Nasty Babysitter_

*Answers on page 79 of 'Fisherman's Weekly' (August, 1961)*

Which of the following Famous World Leaders needs money quick? 1. Reagan 2. Thatcher 3. Fegg Answer: No. 3– and hurry!

Are the police still looking for Dr. Fegg? Answer: If you know the answer to this question, write it IN BLOCK CAPITALS and leave in a plain envelope Behind the Hot Water Pipes in the Gentlemen's Rest Room Victoria Station (along with the money for the last question).

Has Interpol been brought in yet? Answer: To be left with the answer to the previous question. And don't forget the money.

Where would *you* go if you had to lie low for a bit, and bearing in mind that Basingstoke is only just up the road? 1. Bahamas 4. Basingstoke 2. Guatemala 5. Split 3. Peru Answer: Leave the answer with the other two. Any other suggestions welcome.