THE A-Z OF FOUL LANGUAGE M - Moist
N - Nipples
O - Orifice
BY DEADBEAT/INDEPENDENT P - Pisser
Q - Queer
R - Roger
It's a little known fact that there's S - Stapler a rude word for every letter of the T - Tits alphabet. Here's what I came up with: U - Udders
V - Verruca
A - Arsehole W - Wank B - Bugger X - Xylophone C - Cunt Y - Yak (See Z) D - Derriere (French!) Z - Zebra (If you into that sort of E - Erection thing!) F - Fellatio G - Gonads There you go, 26 fat-free ways for H - Hand (job) eternal damnation in purgatory, have I - Indecent Exposure fun! (Apoligiez fore any mispellongs! J - Jism But I'm a pure christian lad, who K - Knockers never uses these sort of words!) L - Lard!
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