Off The Paved Road."
The Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.
The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit ... n Mow It.
You Call Your Boss "Dude".
You Can Spit Without Opening Your Mouth.
You Clean Your Fingernails Wi... ally get going your car tries to get to the store without using
highways because your makefile can't unders... t
By: Ted Bahr
Copied without permission from _Computer Language_, April 1989
It would be a shame
for the children to grow up without knowing what a man looks like, never
witnessing t... woman! Would that we could fall into their arms without falling
into their hands." -- Ambrose Bierce
M... themselves.
Sophisticated people masturbate without compunction. They do it for
reasons of health, p... u
must be able to love yourself. And what's love without sex?
But people who are a sond of impressing
ebuhr, The Serenity Prayer (1934)
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share,
and no one dare ... aven.
Milton
. . is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt
to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be.
Frank Herber
etulant
if he does not receive it. Yet this idea, without one shred of
evidence, has paid all the expenses ... n fighting a horseman, kill the horse. A horseman without a
horse is but half a man
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Any place that you... ter
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
Action is what you don't take when th... il have more time to do things
The power of will without the direction of intelligence is a
destructive po
rty knowledge of knowing you'll probably graduate
without wrist scars.
SITUATION 1: You show up at a Coffe... got to figure out some way to take this travesty
without getting a grade lower than the number of minutes ... ble you to
pick up your caffeine fix for the day, without which you would fall into a
study hall-like stupo... utting up posters calling for meetings on Fridays without giving the date when
they are fully aware the pos
g enough to stand up to the
unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people
... r
friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and
quickly.
... n see that any organism which grows
without limit always dies in its own poisons. The only
... on is carried out
automatically and without pity.
God in omnipotent, omnis
iece of paper. Then ask him to take a pencil, and without removing his finger off the quarter, to draw a ci... ds
eat them). Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling.
Place cookies (filling side down) on vic... eiling long enough, it will adhere to the ceiling
without the bat holding it up. Then put the chair
back, ... he action. People would step on the
UP escalator without looking at direction, and then step back in shock
t motionless in the sky, as if
reluctant to leave without Gerald's soul in tow. Gerald was reluctant to le... ould continue to grate on Constance's nerves but,
without Gerald directing, she felt no obligation to respo... "We'd get drunk and
play strip poker."He laughed without any detectable sound.
"Beat the hell ... lie," said Dwight. "I don't recall seeing Millie without
clothes. Did she always win or what?"
Gerald r
ers Of Which You May Be One. need could not exist without skeletons. is THIS the prose of the FUTURE?
...... n Will Beam At The Viewers Each And Every Evening Without Fail or Wasted Time Reading Bad Prose or The Hero... e eve of revelation, we were either with child or without. that was it, for me. period. sleep blots out the... a kindred pain, the pain of separation, the pain without which time would collapse. time collapses for me,
nly country that went from barbarism to decadence without
civilization in between.
- Oscar Wilde
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The flu... should run for your life.
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Vique's Law:
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote progra... yrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability"
- George Bernard Shaw
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"Science has pr
pying mission. He was unable to do anything else without accurate
information. He had barely gotten enoug... ugh his chest to his heart. He
succeeded, but not without a great deal of pain. Carefully he pulled the sw... s blinding
white. Somehow Cothar could look at it without hurting his eyes. Just when he
thought it couldn... situation when you believe
that it can be solved without violence. I need that quality in my agents."
Cot
nighan (pattern scanning language)
AWOL - Absent WithOut Leave (also Absent Without Official Leave) (see AOL)
AZ - Arizona
ApJ - Astrophysical Journal - Ap ... d Service Order
DSP - Decessit Sine Prole (died without issue)
DSP - Digital Signal Processing
DSRI - ... Service Assistant
SA - Sex Appeal
SA - Sine Anno (without date)
SA - South Africa
SA - South America
SA - S
not even the faintest inkling of how
to make fire WITHOUT modern help like lighter, matches, charcoal, fuel... offed at by those who cannot contemplate a wourld without all the vast
networks in existance to keep them alive without their conscious thought or
participation. Joseph ... you can not afford this, you could try to get by
without your 'papers' (disgusting Nazi Border Guard Voice
ral Asshole:
All the time!
Imaginos:
Without pause!
Gelbarion:
There will be no grovell... (Imaginos simply smiles)
Suddenly, and without warning, and without an hint of its
happening before it happened, without ONE SINGLE clue as to the events
about to occur,
rse they themselves generate quite alot of humour
without any prompting whatsoever.
This file is dedica... r inspiring me to write this.
- Inspector Gadget without whom I'd have been unable to write this from an
... sers in this file.
- All the LoserUsers of T.O., without which this file could never exist.
* Disclaimer... frustrating because of the speed he's typing at, without making the
sysop decide whether or not the gum