ery wet.
This one fellow in the house was hit a number of times and took to relieving himself in other l... friends around, take turns calling the same phone number, a really obnoxious acquaintance that won't recog... that sounds real). Insist that you have the right number and even read their number to them. Have a bit of fun here, and stretch this on as long as possible. Rep
e's a classic example:
BBS: Enter your phone number: A/C-###-####
Loser: (hits return)
BBS: Enter your phone number: A/C-###-####
Loser: (hits return)
BBS: Enter your phone number: A/C-###-####
Loser: 000-0000
BBS: Incorrect format
Enter your phone number: A/C-###-####
=--> Sysop interrupts...
sk him for
advice on technique.
And now, the NUMBER ONE worry of Lt. Worf:
1. Alexander will throw ... ologies Tim)
2. Admiral Wesley Crusher
and the number one subject heading you will never see
1. A SER... place
2. Mistaken for Right Said Fred
and the number one reason Steuart was voted most bodacious male
... n
2. I've been sick the Cardassian Flu
and the number one reason I posted late
1. I forgot (honest!)
or Best Picture.
You Have The Local Taxidermist's Number On Speed Dial.
You Have Totaled Every Car You've ... n any product except Diet Coke. A toll-free help
number is offered on the can and questions to the techni... ith the product. What's more, the
toll-free help number was not printed on any of the cans we tested!
Whi... the caffeine collection,
advantages offered by a number of competitors may be worth a taste
before settli
h with an odd antenna on top, and a San Dimas, CA number
A blue British police call box
A tight-fitting ... teboard from BTTF2
A slightly less than infinite number of wallets (no money in them though)
A slightly ... crystal on the end
The Starship Defiant
A large number of Swiss Army knives and rolls of Duct Tape. The... ttle, Washington - signed
"Ishmael Marx"
A large number of Swords
A number of semi-transparent, amoeboid
,
dial the first six numbers of your prey's phone number, and put that line on
hold, then dial the other number; a pizza place, or his girlfriend is good for
star... are good from then on. After you dial the second number, quickly
put the second number on hold, then dial the last number of the first number
and push BOTH butt
are re-rolled. The player rolling the highest number goes first, and
play proceeds counter-clockw...
enough to read during a Usenet session. The number after the messages
is the number of "clue points" gained by reading those articles. Players
shou... (i.e., moving their playing piece the designated number of square
backwards).
7. Players become "n
than your cowboy hat.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many pe... xpired on it.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yea... tes
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-po
RLY DEFINE THE WORD LOSER.
[BBS SIMULATION]
AE: NUMBER?A
AE: AUTO-SEARCHING...
(YES, IT IS AMAZING THAT... SCONNECTS
AND PROMPTLY CALLS IT RIGHT BACK)
AE: NUMBER?A
AE: AUTO-SEARCHING...
[CONNECTION ESTABLISED]
... YOUR FULL NAME: HAPPY HACKER
WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
(XXX-XXX-XXXX): XXX-XXX-XXXX
WHAT KIND OF COMPU... Y HACKER. PLEASE CALL AGAIN
AE: DISCONNECTED
AE: NUMBER?(REDIALS NUMBER)
THEY'RE THE TYPE THAT CALL BAC
as looking for a holy place for the
religion. The number one choice was an overgrown ruin in the
forest wh... thods:
Whenever any change takes place the first number in the
version goes up. Please distribute the new... na concept. And with Telix he did dial
the babe's number and she did reply "Hello...hello?" and the
profit... Baseline bus
station, Cadomark saw a bus with the number "666" posted. At
that moment, Abacab turned to h
ct with each other, the Article with the smallest number
shall take priority, except when any Articles dic... In this contract, the Articles beginning with
the number 0 are defined as DEFINING ARTICLES.
Article ... In this contract, the Articles beginning with
the number 1 are defined as VALIDATING ARTICLES.
Articl... In this contract, the Articles beginning with
the number 2 are defined as CLARIFICATION ARTICLES.
Art
Ernest Bevin 1945.
"Well if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone"
--- James Thurber
... ."
-- Boston Post 1865
"The FTS2000 10-digit number will match the commercial number. In other
words, your FTS2000 number will be the same as your commercial number."
-- a USA-CERL bull
ull have? (4pts)
7. ____ What is the serial number of the water cooler in Foster 313? (5pts)
8. ... ick 312? (4pts)
10. ____ The license plate number of the Gotham City police car crashed near the l... restaurant in Canada. (10pts)
17. ____ Any number of Mr. G's receipts totaling more than $1000,
a... ownian motion. (7pts)
172. _____ What is the ID number of the computer keyboard on the right side of th
her gives
you a grade lower than the number of kidneys you have, and writes
a co... s travesty
without getting a grade lower than the number of minutes you've actually paid
attention in clas... E CURVE. When it becomes obvious to you that your number grade
is going to be the same as the body weight ... reasons of why you seem to think that there is
no number higher than 97 and that cars promote more underst
n
ANA - American Nurses Association
ANC - All Number Calling
ANC - Army Nurse Corps
ANDF - Archite... ture-Neural Distribution Format
ANF - Automatic Number Forwarding
ANG - Air National Guard
ANI - Automatic Number Identification
ANL - Argonne National Laborator... - Director of Naval Laboratories
DNR - Dialed Number Recorder
DOA - Dead On Arrival
DOB - Date Of