From davidt@psuhcx Tue Aug 2 22:30:02 1988 From: davidt@psuhcx (Thomas S. David) Subject: taking notes… Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 3 Aug 88 03:30:02 GMT Organization: Penn State University Engineering Computer Lab
To all those Freshman note takers out there….here's an example of good
note taking 
….
- * HOW TO TAKE NOTES * *
WHEN PROFESSOR MITCHELL SAYS: YOU WRITE:
"Probably the greatest quality
of the poetry of John Milton, who was born in 1608, is the combination of beauty and power. Few have John Milton--born 1608 excelled him in the use of the English language, or for that matter, in lucidity of verse form, 'Paradise Lost' being said to be the greatest single poem ever written."
"When Lafayette first came to
this country, he discovered America. The Americans needed his Lafayette discovered America help if their cause was to survive, and this he promptly supplied them."
"Current historians have come to Most of the problems that now face
doubt the complete advantageousness the United States are directly
of some of Roosevelt's policies" traceable to the bungling and greed
of President Roosevelt.
"…it is possible that we do Professor Mitchell is a communist
not understand the Russian viewpoint..."
"The puissance of hydrochloric
acid is incontestable; however, Hydrochloric acid eats the hell the corrosive residue is out of steel inharmonious with metallic persistance."
* E-mail dst@psuecl – Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . One joke per submission, with descriptive "Subject:" and no form feeds, please! Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.