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                 STRESS DIET
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BREAKFAST

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1/2 Grapefruit
1   slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

LUNCH

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2 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie
Herb Tea

MID-AFTERNOON SNACK

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Rest of the package of Oreos
1 quart Rocky Road Ice Cream
1 jar hot fudge

Dinner

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2 loaves garlic bread
Large pepperoni and mushroom pizza
Large pitcher of Beer
3 Milky Way candybars
Entire Frozen Cheesecake eaten directly from the freezer

                 DIET TIPS
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1.  If no one sees you eat it - it has no calories.

2.  If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar they cancel each
    other out.

3.  When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you
    both eat the same amount.

4.  Food for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as:  Hot
    chocolate, Brandy, Toast, and Sara Lee cheese cake.

5.  If you fatten up everyone else around you - then you look
    thinner.

6.  Movie related foods don't count because they are simply part of
    the entire entertainment experience and not a part of one's
    personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, Popcorn with butter, Junior
    Mints, and Red Licorice.

7.  Cookie pieces contain no calories.  The process of breakage
    causes caloric leakage.