TO: All Users
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all users well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We give our users more S.H.I.T. than any other BBS nationwide.
If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your SYSOP. You will be placed on top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention. All of our SYSOPs are particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
If you are unable to keep pace, we will put you into the Double Endeavour Executive Program, Special High Intensity Training
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you consider yourself already sufficiently trained, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add to our Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Further questions should be addressed to:
Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training
(H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank You.
Boss in General, Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.).
P.S. Those of you with appropriate aptitudes may consider
applying for the vacant post of Director of Intensity
Programming, Special High Intensity Training
(D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
SIGNED:
Western Office Technical Advisor
Special High Intensity Training
(W.O.T.A.S.H.I.T.).