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                         Guide to safe FAX

Q: How well should I know the person to insure having safe fax?

A: It generally helps to know the person you are faxing,

  especially if you want meaningful fax.  But there are many people who
  safely fax complete strangers every day.

Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?

A: Certainly not. But you should not allow faxing yourself to

  interfere with faxing others.

Q: I fax numerous times a day. Is this normal? My friends say

  I fax to much.

A: Yes, it is normal. But be careful to allow enough time for

  other activities such as eating and sleeping.  And about your
  friends: They're probably just jealous.

Q: There is a place down the street where you can go paty for

  fax.  Is this legal?

A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives

  and must pay a professional when their need for fax becomes to great.

Q: Should a cover always be used when faxing?

A: Unless you are really sure of the person you are faxing, a

  cover should be used to insure safe fax.

Q: I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmission

  become mixed up?

A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a

  cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed
  to.

Q: Is it ethical to fax your co-workers?

A: Yes. Faxing is okay between consenting adults, but be

  certain that you are not engaging in faxual harassment or else you may
  lose your job, or worse end up in jail.

Q: How old do you think someone should be before they can fax?

A: Faxing can be performed at any age, as long as the person

  knows which switches to flip, which buttons to push, and what is
  inserted where.

Q: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax

  prematurely?

A: Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't

  faxed in a long time.  Just start over.  Most people won't mind if
  you try again.
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