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                          Psalm 23
                        1992 Version
            Bush is my shepherd, I shall not want
          He leadeth me besides the still factories
          He maketh me to lie down on Park Benches
        He restorth my doubts in the Republican Party

He guideth me to the path of unemployment for the Party's sake

           I do fear evil, for thou art against me
             Thou annointh me with income taxes,
             and my savings and loan runneth out
    Surely poverty and hard living shall follow Bush, and
           I shall live in a rented house forever
            Five thousand years ago, Moses said:
  "Park your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass and
           I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
   Five thousand years later, Franklin D. Roosevelt said:
         "Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass and
        light up a camel: This is the Promised Land."
     Today, Bush will tax your shovel, sell your camel,
Kick you in the ass, and tell you there is no Promised Land.
      I'm glad I am an American ... I am glad I am Free
   But I wish I were a little dog ... and Bush was a tree

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