archive:humor:height
Height of
honesty : Pregnant woman paying 1.5 times the fare.
noise : Skeletons making love on a tin roof.
Unemployment : Cobwebs in a hookers cunt
Heights : Having an erection on the summit of Mt. Everest.
irritation : hanging from a cliff with an ant on your balls
pain: sliding on a blade using your balls as brakes
fashion : baggy condoms
stupidity : a person looking through the keyhole of a glass door
sophistication : a baby drinking milk from it's mother's breasts
with a straw
courage : in bed with your neighbour's wife and asking him to
shut the door
revenge : a bastard working in a condom factory, making holes
possesiveness : constipation !!
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