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This is a list of words that are not normally said on TV.  George Carlin

started collecting them a few years ago, starting with:

Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cock-sucker

Mother-fucker Tits

 Then adding:

Fart Turd Twat

 As you will see, the list has grown quite a bit since then. Enjoy!

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Crap Balls Prick Asshole Jackoff

Jerkoff Scumbag Douchebag Hard-on Rod-on

Boner Stiff Piss hard Blueballs Nookie

Cooz Gash Slash Hole Slit

Snatch Box Beaver Pussy Bearded Clam

Chissom Cum Cream Juice Pecker

Pecker-head Pecker tracks Dick Dork Dong

Donnecker Wang Schlong Schwantz Pork

Crabs Ass Butt Hiney Tuckus

Bum Buns Cheek Screw Laid

Diddle Plow Hump Bang Poke

Patter Wham Knock up Bugger Brown

Jugs Bazooms Knockers Knobs Lungs

Balloons Dildo Joystick Hair pie Muff

Corn hole Rim job Blow job Sugarbowl pie Suck off

Give head Sit on my face Butt fuck Finger fuck Clap

Gleet 69 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up your ass)

Daisy chain Circle jerk Cock teaser Wet dream Cunt-struck

Pussy-whipped Short arm Tuna taco Group grope Bull dagger

Milking the chicken Gang bang Ball breaker Ball buster

Murkin Bananas and cream Up the old dirt road

Around the world Beat your meat Whack off Poontang

Flogging your dong Pounding your pud Dingleberries

Beating the bishop Milking the lizard Sit on it

Fudgepacker Fart face Old fart Farting around Fart sniffer

Ream Snake Raincoat Quickie Queer

Queen Putz Put out Push Beef injection

Dog style Pop your cookies Bust your nuts Knob

One-eyed monster Pocket pool Tail Piddle

Paddle the pickle One man band Snapper Notch

Rod Shaft Stick Piece of ass Goddamit

Pimp Hooker Punk Faggot Dike

Lezzie Box lunch Seafood Hand job Hammer

Hatch Head job Hot nuts Hum job Prong

Jelly roll Jerk the gerkin Lob Meat whistle Cheese

Scat fan Middle leg Whanking Bootie Love muscles

Snappin' pussy Bitch Bastard Clam Bite the brown

Goin' up mustard road Bone-on Bush Button

Cunt lapper Cherry Tools Dingus Quief

Quim Get off Joint Piece Stem

Root Crack Cooch Crud Eat me

Fuck you Up your ass Get laid Fuck off Piss off

Piss on you Stick it Stuff it Ram it Jam it

Cram it Horny Peter The one-eyed wonder worm

Piece of ass Little brown eyeball Golden showers Pound cake

Boy in the boat Brown eyes Brown nose Sloppy seconds Rod of love

Mongolian cluster fuck Copping a feel Copping a cherry

Copping a joint On the rag Flying the flag Riding the cotton pony

Dipping your wick Going down on Dry hump Fist fuck

Skin flute French job Furburger Nuts Hung

Get your rocks off Get in Get it up Ginch

Gobble Deezledike Rubber Shoot Sift

Wad Cocksman Tit fuck Tong Rough trade

Trick Weenie And… Yodeling in the gully

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