AMC — All Makes of Cars
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW — Babbling Mechanical Wench BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco) Basic Marin Wheels Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Born Moderately Wealthy Bought My Wife Break My Windows Break My Windshield Broken Money Waster Broken Monstrous Wonder Brutal Money Waster Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BUICK
Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY
CHarged HEaVilY Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
DODGE
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
FIAT
Failure In Automotive Technology Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again, Tony Fucked In the Ass Twice Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Fails On Rainy Days First On Race Day First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Flip Over, Read Directions Found On Road Dead Found On a Rubbish Dump Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos Fucked On Race Day Fucked-Over Rebuilt Dodge Fucker Only Runs Downhill Fucking Obsolete Road Device Fucking Old Rust Dog
GM – General Maintenance
GMC — Garage Man's Companion Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Got a Mechanic Coming Got More Crap
IROC
I Race Other Cars I Run Over Children I'm Really Out of Cash It's Really Only a Camaro Italian Retard Out Cruising
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
LTD — Long Term Debt Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG – Money Guzzler
MOPAR
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Paint And Rust Mostly Old Parts And Rust My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs
OLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter
OLDSMOBILE
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything. Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood Pussy Lips in Your MOUTH
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back Something An Asshole Bought Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies Such An Arrogant Bastard Swedish Automobile - Always Broken Swedish Automobiles Are Best
SUBARU
(backwards) U-R-A-Bus
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VW – Virtually Worthless
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