archive:humor:blackapp.hum
NIGGER APPLICATION FORM (photo not required since you all look alike anyway)
1) Date___/___/___ 2) Address __________________________ 3) If living in auto, give make ,model & liscense # _______________________________________________________
4)Name of mother _____________________________ 5)Name of fatha (if known)_____________________________ 6)Name of auto : CADILLAC :____ - IMPERIAL :_____ LINCOLN :____ CONTINENTAL:____ - OTHER :____________ 6.2) is your car : FINANCED :_______ or STOLEN :______ 6.3) If financed what is repossesion date ?_____/____/____ 7) Marital status: Common law :__________ Pimp :________ Shack up :__________ Other :________ 8) Approximate estimation of income THEFT:______________ RELIEF:______________ (if you do not know how - WELFARE:______________ to add then steal a - UNEMPLOYMENT:______________ calculator ) TOTAL:______________
9) Place of birth: CHARITY HOSPITAL:_______________
FREE PUBLIC HOSPITAL:______________
BACK ALLEY:__________ ZOO:______________
COTTON PATCH:_____________ OTHER______________
10) How many words do you jive a minute?_______________
11) Check machines you can operate: CROW BAR:()
PINBALL MACHINE:()
STRAIGHT RAZOR:()
RECORD PLAYER:()
RUBBER MACHINE:()
OTHER (Please specify)_______________
12) Check foods that you like best: BBQ:() FRIED CHICKEN:() CARP:() COON:()
MUSKRAT:() WATERMELON:() ALL OF ABOVE:()
13) Check Illnesses you have had in the last year: MEASELS:() MUMPS:() V.D:()
FOOD STAMP POISON:() OTHER (Please specify)_
14) Abilities: GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE:() EVANGELIST:() DEMONSTRATION LEADER:()
V.D. SPREADER:() RAPIST:() UNEMPLOYMENT BUREAU WORKER:() USED HUBCAP SALESMAN:() WATERBED DEMONSTRATOR:() WELFARE RECEIVER:() OTHER:(Please explain) 15) How many kids do you have?: 1st Wife:_ 2nd Wife:_ 3rd Wife:_ Neighbor's Wife:_ Shack-ups:_
16) In 50 words or less, explain your desires in life (other than a white
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