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CALLBACK VERIFICATION IS FOR CHUMP SYSOPS!

                     by Colostomy Bagboy 

Don't you just

                            HATE 
                           SySoPs 
                   who think it's cool to 
          have a callback user verification system? 
                               
              I have a few methods that can be 
                   used to fuck them over  
              in their anal retentive attempts 
              to keep a strangle hold over the 
                cows who logon their system! 
                      First, lets talk
                     a little bit about 
                those lowlife lifeforms who 
          are so out of touch with the historical 
       roots of bbsing that they require users to go 
    through callback verification. I don't need to tell 
 you what scum these shitpackers are do I? Believe me when 
    I say that I could go on for a few gigs just on what 
      buttfaced buttwiping butthugging butts these so 
         called sysops are. You already know if you 
         have bothered to read this. Why do theses 
           little pricks do this? Most have some 
                fake weenie story about how 
                   they want to keep the 
                      same users from 
                          calling, 
                             or 
                          perhaps 
                       there is some 
                      bad hacker they 
                      want to keep off 
                  the system or something. 
                If they know so little about 
              modems that they don't know how 
             to deal with hackers then I think 
          they should just give it up and go back 
        to playing with their butterfly collections 
       or whatever it was they did once they got out 
     of diapers. I swear to gawd that EVERY board that 
   does this is really just trying to collect information 
  on users for one reason or another, most likely because 
 the sysop is a real creep! There are of course other, more
    sinister reasons. I have never seen a real hacker or 
       phreak board with callback verification if you 
          ever find one that requires this you can 
            half assume that it is just some FBI 
              sting*narc board. For christsake 
                don't feel bad at all about 
                 making life miserable for 
                  this so called lifeform 
                 who just wants to collect 
              information on the board's users 
                       for their own 
                         perverted 
                          reasons, 
                       please do all 
                         you can to 
                      make their board 
                   a really awful place, 
               in doing so you will be making 
                   the world as a whole a 
                    better place for all 
                 that is good and descent. 
                      Proceed comrads:
                               
                             {1} 
                     log onto the system 
                  using a phone number that 
                 is from another area code. 
             Inless the syslop is a total M.R.
           the system will not be able to call and 
                    verify a LD number.   
              Leave sysop an note pleeding that 
         you live in some stupid rural place and you 
     want to call LD late at night for some real action. 
                If they are stupid enough to 
 allow LD calls, then just call in with the phone number of 
the White House or the CIA and let the sysop get in LOADS of 
     trouble when 427 verification calls are attempted  
                 in the middle of the night! 

{2}

                   Enter the phone number 
         of a line that is ALWAYS BUSY, then try and 
                verify the line a few times. 
       This will not work, but after a few days, call 
   and leave half literate messages about how you've been 
 trying, but nothing happens.  Try a few more times and then 
  login and ask the sysop if your not being able to verify 
     correctly MIGHT have something to do with you modem 
         not being a real hayes compatable modem!   
                   This works every time. 
                The always busy phone number  
                   assures that they will 
                        fall for it! 

{3}

                       This one takes 
                      a bit more work. 
                  First you must do a REAL 
                 auto-verification logon for 
                the system in question.  Pay 
               attention to all the steps that 
              are done in the dialback process. 
         When the system calls, does it require you 
       to hit any specific keys?  Will it allow you to 
  simply answer the call?  If so you are home free in that 
 all that is reuqired here is that you have the system call 

ANY other BBS and you will be validated (by their ATA signal).

  If more input is requred, such as hitting the [esc] key,  
     or answering yes or no to a question, then you must 
        find a BBS in town that begins with the exact 
           required characters. If a password is  
             required you can always change your 
               password to the opening screen 
                  of another BBS so it will 
                      auto-auto verify  
                           itself! 
                             {4}
                         If you have
                      a laptop, all you
                      gotta do is pack
                  it up and go walk around
                the nearest college campus or
             hospital and find some little room
              or hallway with a telephone. Pull
            the plug and plug in your own modem.
            Check the number on the phone number
                 on the phone and enter this
                 as the number for callback
                  verification. Just follow
                     the normal callback
                       procedure from 
                           here on
                            out!
                             {5}
                         Aint got no
                     Laptop? Got a job?
                   Got a place where youre
                getting an education, or got
        any other access to anyplace where there are
  computers?  All you have to do is make up some fucked up
    excuse to use someone elses computer, wait until they

want you to fix something for you, or you are doing some sort of

  work of them (or wait until some douche bag is home with 

a massive hangover or something). Never use your own computer or line for this because any sysop that is such a motherfucker

that they make you use call backer verification is definetly
  so full of black bile tha they will hunt you down, and we
don't want that now do we? If they don't have a modem already
       installed in their machine then it is up to you
   to bring an external modem and slap that little puppie
          in the serial port and get a jammen man!
                             {6}
                       On some really
               primitive systems all you have
               to do to get verificaiton is to
               enter ANY modem number and the
          system will verify you once it has called
                 a number that answers with
                         a jolly old
                             ATA
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                    Loads of text files. 
              Call back verification required.
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