1. Thou shalt love thy BBS
with all thy heart and all thy bytes.
2. Love thy hacker as thyself
3. Thou shalt not POST IN ALL
4. Honor thy Sysop and Co-sysop.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy
6. Thou shalt delete thy own mail.
7. Thou shalt keep thy foul
language to thyself.
8. Thou shalt not attempt to crash
thy BBS, for thou shalt be cast out from the sanctuary of thy hobby and must repent by doing 40 days and 40 nights of penance on voice-only systems.
9. Thou shalt not occupy thy BBS
with thine silly arguments, for verily I say unto thee that thou shall maketh an electronic fool of thyself.
10. Thou shalt not violate applic-
able state/federal laws that doth affect BBS communications, or thy will face the rath of thy judicial system.
11. Thou shalt download at 1200 baud or faster so as not to tie up
the phone lines unnecessarily...
12. Thou shalt upload as thou downloadest…