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)()oo) ()(o()o)()o)()
* ||—-||\
+———-+ oo| \ / -\/ ()
+———-+ oo| \ / -\/ ()
|\ /|
\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
\/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
\/
a cownfluence
_______
(__( .-< | | |
(oo) | |___|___|
___\/___| |\_____/|
| | | | |
| | | |_______|
>-' | | _ | _ |
*----/\ /-------// |--(_)--|
/ \ / | || |_______| (__)
/ \ * ||----|| | | (++)
^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/
Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_
________|@|________
| POLICE BOX | __
|---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/
|_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
|| | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
||-----|| | | /| | /| |
||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----||
| ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
| _____ | (__)
|| || (oo) ---------
|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
|| ||B-9 \ | ---------
||_____||______\|
|_______|_______|
----------------
a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
( ----0 ----------------
(___) "Moo have twenty _\/_
|===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O
________\_/ / /oooooo\
| | | /oooooooo\
# ||______|| /oooooooooo\
|| || /____________\
^^ ^^
RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\/cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ———————— ————————- ————————- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @
@@@ @
@@ @
Pffii @@@@ @@
___________D @@@@@@
|________ | _______
(__) | / \ /
( oo /~| | __ \ /
/\_|// | | / \ | |
_/____/__| | | | | |
| ___/-----------------_| (__)
| / \ \ \ `(oo)
| / \ | | |\/
| | O | / / __ /
|----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__)
\ / | o | \\\ _( )_
________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________
/\ / \
[__] ( take off, eh! )
__ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
\/----///\ /-------\/
*/\______(xx) / | ||__|
( ) * ||----| U
^^ ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
o o o o o oo o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
O ) ( ) ( ) (
o o () o o () o () o o ()(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\// | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| o * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___
_/...\ *==\ ________________
__________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/ | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow – – | |_ | |_
/\ |____| |____|
/ O\ Santa Cows
/ , \
/ O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
-/ , \- / |~ |~ \
/ O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
/, , \ / \ o| o| /
/ O O \ / \ /
-/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ O , \ / / .
/ , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
/ O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
/ O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\
/______________________________\ /|o|||\
~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||—-|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\
| | /\ /\/ \
| | / \/ / \/\
| | / \ \
| | ----------------------------
|______________________|
\/
|----------------------| o-@@
|______________________|
Minimalist Dead Cow
----------------------
Mark Rothko Cow
/=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
\|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#***
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
————————————————(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________———————————————— | () | () | () | () | () | () | () | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /——-\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ———————————————— | * ||—-|| | () | () | () | () | () | () | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ———————————————— ——————– Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo – \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ \ / II + () ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \|\ \II\ \/——-\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ () ..oo ( How can he ) |\|\_O_/_| + II ||—-|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/——–\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_[PHIL]_) + II–+–+–+-II-+–+–+–II+–+–+–+II–+–+-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\ ^ (__) (__)
/__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
_ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
/ \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
| /|I I| | ==== | |
^/ |I I| | | | |
| |I I| /| _ \ / \
| |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
| |_____| * || || \\
^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\ / \ __ ________ ------DOCTOR _/\_ || | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
\/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *|
/ | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ # #
/ | || * ||—-||\
^^ ^^ \ \ --- /
\ | |
| | |
| | |
| / \_/ \ (__)
| // \\ <--(xx)--#-
| // \\ /\
___________\|/___________
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/ . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
|| . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
--------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
_| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| | \——-\/
| | | ||
| _ _ | ||—-||
|_| || || (oo) (oo) |___| |___|
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o
(__) \||/
(__) (__) (___)
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
( )
(___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
/------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
/ | #-# # #/-#–#–#-\# # / | |||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
(__) (__)
/ oo ______ / @@ ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
\ | |_____ | |_____
\|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__)
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
| |_____ \ | |_____
*____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\ \\
\\ \\
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
\ \ \ \
\ \(__) \ \(__)
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
/ / \/ o / / \/
/ / / /
\ / o \ /
\ / \ /
// //
// o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___/ \ ( ) Happy
| \ | – |
| Steinway & | _ \/ | / | ||||||
| _ Sons _ | _/ | | * ——|| /——-\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||—- * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
() +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
__|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
/ --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
| [] / \ \ / / \ | == | == | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
\ / \ / ------------------------------------
--- ---
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
__ _________ __ _________
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
\ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
( @ @ / ( (---) /
(_____/\____) (_____/\____)
o o
o o
o o
(__) (__)
/----(uu) /----(uu)
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
/\(* \ |
||
(__) o o * (__)
(oo) o o \ (OO)
/-------\/==o o \-------\/
/ | || ____ [] | ||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\
/^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
/( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
\ | |_____ | |_____
\|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__)
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
| |_____ \ | |_____
*____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\ \\
\\ \\
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
\ \ \ \
\ \(__) \ \(__)
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
/ / \/ o / / \/
/ / / /
\ / o \ /
\ / \ /
// //
// o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___/ \ ( ) Happy
| \ | – |
| Steinway & | _ \/ | / | ||||||
| _ Sons _ | _/ | | * ——|| /——-\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||—- * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
() +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
__|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
/ --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
| [] / \ \ / / \ | == | == | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
\ / \ / ------------------------------------
--- ---
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
__ _________ __ _________
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
\ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
( @ @ / ( (---) /
(_____/\____) (_____/\____)
o o
o o
o o
(__) (__)
/----(uu) /----(uu)
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
/\(* \ |
||
(__) o o * (__)
(oo) o o \ (OO)
/-------\/==o o \-------\/
/ | || ____ [] | ||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\
/^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
/( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
/ \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| /
/ \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/
( )/\ //\( ) ( )
/\ // \ /\ | |
/ / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------
* \( )/ * || || \_ _// nn nn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that
the vice president has a
() () () () lower IQ than he does
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/ \/ (,
(+o)
() ()() () () () /—–#—–\'
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}——–}} \ o
== == –
Cownting… This cow plays hockey
/.
moo /`'\ .
() MOO! ` / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \.
/-------\/ ../ / ../ \
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \
* ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
——-^^—-^^—– …/ ../ ../ \ \ / / /
Ech-cow (echo)
________________ (__)
^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
(oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
/-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
/ | || *–/|_/—–/ OO COW
* ||W—|| | II JOYRIDES^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \Mr Spock's cow \/ \/
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. *
\ / , (__) , ,
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. / \ , . \/ . - - .
. / \\ , |
, * * / /\\
. /\\ / . .
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The Milky Way
\ / ________________________________
\/ / \
(__) /\ | At times likes these you |
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
_\/_ // O \________________________________/
* ( ) // O
\ (\\ // o
\( \\ ) o (__)
( \\ ) /\ (oo)
___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\
|\[=======)\ Cocown (\==/)
\|_| \<>/ ||| || //|| |||
||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\
|| \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU /
. . ( ^ ) __/______/
'.'.` \_O_/
COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
(_ ~ - _) / ~
( - - | =s
O | * | O \ \ - |
| \ |
- - |
) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
(__) ---_() _* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /——-\/ / |\ \_ () \/ /-\_\–\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
- —— ~~ \ \/
(__)
(oo)
\/ \___/
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/\\ / v
/ / \\ |
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/ * |
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===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
=========================================== at Malibu wearing a
O) O) special cow bikini.
The dreaded cowtapult
(__) (___) ** ((__))
(__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo))
(oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\//
| \/ | ( /*) | | || ||
| | || || | | |||----|||
(___) ^^^ ^^^
Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an
FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
(( _ _ (___) (__)
( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
_______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
/| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \
/ ||| \/^ / \ * ||,—|| * ||—–|| *
* || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
______________________________________________________
| |
_______ | |
/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
/ /(__) || | |
________/ / |OO| || | |
| |——-|| | |
(| | -.|| |_ |
| \ ||_|| | |
/| / \ ||| / \ / \ | | / \ / \ |\
\|| / \ |_| / \ |_| / \ || |_| / \ || / \ |_|/
| () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/
"The Moo-vers are here!"
- - () * ()* ()* ()* () *— - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - \——\/ \——-\/ ^^\——-\/ ^^\——-\/ ^^\——-\/ — | | | | | | || - ||()–|| ||——+ ||——+ ||——+ ||—-|| oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise ————-/ / / / / / / () ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) \ / |\/| {_} \/ \/ * \/ (oo) ( * ) (–) | O O | /——-\/ V /——–\Q/ /——–\/ \ / / | ||| / | || / | || \/ * ||—-| * ||—–|| * ||—-|| – ^^ ^ – – – – Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev (*) (*) () ^ ^ () (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<_\=====/_|=_|=|=|\====/_>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||_)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(_|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner (_) (o o) ( ) \_/ |e e| ^^*^^\ \_/ \ / *===** / * \ (O O) OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | * * * \ \ |=====| / O / * "|_|" * | | | Cow exclaiming || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || |_|_| v| v| v| v| ^ ^ Haute Cowture COWNT |\ |[] |\ () | |[] |\ (–) | () | |[] |\ * _\/ /| (o-) | () | |[] | () /,, ,, /_|_\/ /| (oo) | () | | (oo) *————–/,, ,, /_|_\/ /| (OO) | \===== |\/ | *————–/,, ,, /_|_\/ /| _|_/ \_ |===========| *————–/,, ,, / | -\—–/
o |===========| *—————-| \_/ \_/ o |===========| | —————– o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \ / ) ) () () ( ) () (oo) / (_) ( ) /(oo)—\/ (o o) (oo) /——-\/ || \ /——-\ /——-/|||| / | ||—-|| O|| | \ / | || ||| * ||—-|| ^^ ||—,|| * * ||—-|| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi () |====| /——————–/ (oo) \oo/ / | || / () /——-\/ /——-\/ * ||—-|| /———–(oo) / | ||—→ / | || ^^ ^^ \/ * ||—-|| * ||—-|| _/ _/ ^^ ^^ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) /\ {} _[]_ (oo) /(oo)\ /——-\/ /——@\/@ / | + || / | |@@ * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow _ _ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \ _/ \_ / () ( ( ) ) >(=
)( /-\/-\ \ () / (oo) /( )\ (oo) \/——-* ^ ( ) ^ /——-\/ || | \ ( ) / | || ||—-|| \ /—-\ * ||—-|| vv vv / \ \ ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga ^^ ^^ O (_) || * ||—-|| | (o o) || \ | || (no-bull-ity) —> % -\ /- || \——-/\ |\/| O | || (oo) | | | || ( ) / v-' || >< /==========| ( ) || (oo) ,——._() || || /——-\/ * | \ ( oo || || / | || vv===⇒—-=\/====vv |===========| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule () () () () _| oo | |oo| ()() / | /—-|-||-| (oo) / | / | || /——-UU /| * ||—-|| / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ * ||w—|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween () |\/| () (oo) (oo) >(=
[_]\/ /——-VV /——-\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| –> . * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
(very handy) portable COW
_
|^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a )
| | ( doctor, not a butcher!)
@| Oo (———————))
(MM) | ._> () )
(oo) \ / (oo)
/——-\/ /——— /——-\/
/ | || / | || / I * II
* ||—-|| * ||—–|| * II—-II
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow
()
()()||()
(oo) (oo)(oo)||(oo)
/——-\/ \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/
/
/ ============||=======
*
(| |- ||- ||) ||_||||/ * \-( O )———-( O )–/ * — — * * o Cowpool * * * () * * (oo) /——-\/_()~ / | || Cow jumping over the moon * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o () o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /——-\/_() o o o o / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * () * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /——-\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing | \|/ —-*—- /|\ | () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow wishing upon a star _ () / \ () / \ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) /——-\/ –'\/ /——-\/ –'\_/ / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Cow-mon Dyslexic Mistake Cow @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) _ |U| / / / / *( )* / // / \ /
/ / *
/ / * / / * / / * / 3.5" 135tpi / * // * * Cow Stored as Binary Information. Cow Belle (_) (_) (_)(_) (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) /——\ / () \_(–) /——\ / \ /—–\ / O (oo) / ()\ / ()_O O_ \ ( )/—-\—-\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)–\—/–/( ) /\oo===| / ~ ||
/ /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ | || ||~—–|| |||~~|| | || ||—–~|| || | * || || || ||| || * || || || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cows at a garden party * () . \ (oo) .' …\——\/ '. () () . () || () (oo) (oo) . (oo)—-|| (oo) /——-\/ /——\ / /——-\/ ^^/——-\/ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| *>←—>< ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling pissed off pissed on pissed () * () * () ( ) (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) /——-\/ ..\——-\/ \——-\/ ( ( ) / | || . | || /
( ) ) * ||W—|| . ||—-|| ——
( ) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before () () s * )( (oo) (@@) s / (oo) /——-\/ /——-\=== () \–_–\/ / | || / | || /——(xx) | | * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * \ /\/ /\—-/ \ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===—-==== ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow long grass grass () () (_) * (_) (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\ / \——-\ / / | || / | || / | |O | |O * ||—-|| * ||O—|| * ||O—|| ||@>–|| ^^ ^^ []. ^^ []. ^^ ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after drink mistake calf went away () * () () () (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \——-\/ /-',',', \/ /——-\/ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || * ||—-|| ||—-|| |''| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow (with due accowlades to Gary Larson -\ /- (The Far Side)) '\/' (oo) _ /——- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |——| |/\_| –|——|———|——- /—————————\ /
/ \ \
/ / \ \\
Highland Cow \ |########| \ |########| \ ——–\ \ () | \ (oo) | \ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | —- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|———————— () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ A well adjust(1)ed Cow () (oo) ^^ ^^ /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow >ysP -"JlAe B x A compress(1)ed Cow awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] An awk(1)ward Cow begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end uuencoded cow _||_ (oo) /——-\/ / |===w=||_|OO … …. (bullets,where w=gun) * ||—-| ^^ ^ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !! _ | | () \ | | (oo) | | | /——-\/ \ Cow'ndom | | / | || ) Use it to prevent AIDS | | * ||—-|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |_/ /———————————————————————– |[] —— —— / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/| |_\/_| |[][]| |_\/_| |\/\/| |_\/_| |[][]| |_ |————————–| |——————————–| |—- | | | | | +—/OOO==OOO\————-======———/OOO==OOO\————-======—- Cow-st liner _-_ () [ ] (oo) /-_- \/——-/ || | ||—-|| ~~ ~~ () * (oo) /——-\/ ~~ / | ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||——+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] () -_-\ ( ) \——– | || ||—-|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si ()_() (oo) (oo) \/_\/ Cowaxial Cable () () ( V V ) (oo) (>O O<) /——-\/ ( A A ) / | || /——-\/ * ||—-|| / | || | \ | \ * ||—-|| V> V> V> V> ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||—||+ () | 1 2 3 | () (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) /——-\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /——-\/ / | |/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||—-| +——-+ * ||—-| \_/ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ Cattle call Cow punch () / _ (oo) / / \ -\/-/ | + | /\/_| (_) |_| / / (o o) (o o) | / /_\ / /——-\ / \ _ / / |-,—||O / | ||O | | * || || * ||,—|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull _ _ \ \ \ \ (_) _\\\\ (o o) | O O O O O O| –\ /—-+————-+——-/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage _ _ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) _|_|_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ v v ( uu| ' / (_) \ /\_c| | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| \_\ /_/ | ) \ (_) _ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | | | \ | | | /——-\ / —</ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O / \ | / \| * ||,—|| ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ | | || || Bulldozer \ \ || || ID ID Le Bullet Russe Dick Tracy's Cow | ================================== | = = | = _ = | = / \ = | = / \ | \ = | = / ||\ () = |## () m m = () || \ (oo) = | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||() \/ = | ## |\/ / / = \/ () ||(oo) = | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \– = || = | ## | = || = | ## –* = || = |##_ = || = ## = || = ## = = ## = cow-cow nut = ## = = ## = = ## ================================== ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave Cow tipping: Step 1. Step 2. () (–) /——-\/ O——–O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w—|| * O——–O ~~ ~~ * () * * (oo) ====| * * /——-\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||—-|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\ ` `_ ` ` /\/\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` | () /(`')\ ` |() ` *—|(^^) /——-\/ ` |(oo) ` \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` * ||—-|| Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) (_) . (o o) / \ ) / \ / –| UGGGGH! | / || O \/ / / || / / || /_/, || *——'———' ~~ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye _ (_) / …The President then \ (o o) / had to take into serious \ /——-\ / —-| consideration what implica- | / | ||O \ tions it would have for…/ * ||,—|| \_/ ~~ ~~ Bull-etin from the White House. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ||||_"_|_|_/_\|||| The Roman Cowliseum…where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts… _ | \ (_) | \ () () (~ ) *—-|—————(oo) (oo) (o o) | |\/ /——-$/ /——-$/ |_/ /_| / | ^^ || / | || / / \/ / / * ||—–| * ||——| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||M||/ || || () /\||_|| (xx) (Xx) \/ (–) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow () (oo) \/ /\ /—\
</-() o/||\o (oo) (oo) o||\
/——-\/ /–\/ o/||o\\o / | || / – || * ||—-|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) ( () () | | () (oo) (–) (–) | | (–) /——-\/ /——-\/ /o /——-\/ | I \/——-\ / | || / | L |—-< o / | D |—-<T I>—-| M | \ * ||—-|| * ||—-| / o * ||—-| I I |—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
\\( ) () (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ \ / (oo) / \/ \ / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ | | # ######## # / / \ \ \_/ * # ###### # | | | | |
# # # # | | | |
|_| |_| " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 _ <_> ( ) (= |
(oo) /——\/- *
/—*-.—\/ (oo) / | | \/|
/ |* . * .|| /——-\/ * | |
* ||——|| : :: |===|===|
~~ ~~ ::—-:: ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day
/
/\ /
\/ () / \ | /
|| <`'> / \ | /
(_||_) \/ /^ _ _ _
\||/ #======⇒ | _ /(o o) \
| /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)——/—\ / \
\xx/| II | ||
/ww\ ,—( _ ) . ||—-||
/| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo
|^ ^| ||
^ ^ || heli-COW-pter
==
COW giving birth The Ninja Cow
* ()
\ (oo) ()_
\—————\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_–_)
| 0.0 | | _\/ | /**\
|—————| | |_| | * |(oo)|_
| C CE ^ - | | | \/–( \|==|/ )
| 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ /
| 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | |
| 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ /
| 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^
| || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
||———–|| |_|
^^ ^^
Cow-culater Cow-culator
() () () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\——-\/
/ | || / | || /| || /| ||
* ||—-||* ||—-||* ||—-||* ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
COW-comitant
() () () ()
($$) (&&) (YY) ()
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y
USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow
_____________
| |
| INDIANA 45 |
| | |
| PURDUE 52 | |
|_____________| |
______|====\
\/\/\/ \\
\/\/ \\
\\
\\
(__) __ \\
(oo) /)(\ \\
* / \/_/~\__/ ||
\ / __/~ ||
\/ / ||
| _/ ||
| | ||
~ ~ ------
Hoosier
Cow
. .
. . (__)
(___) . (___) . (oo)
(o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=?
\ / . \ / . / ! !!
Q.. Q.. * !!----!!
^^ ^^
smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts
(__) (__)
(00) ( )
/----------------\/ \/---------------\
/ | | | | \
* ||-----------|| |||----------||| *
^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^
SIDE VIEWS
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
* |
^^^ ^^^
BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW
^ (___)
_- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*|
_________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\
" /| \ / U |
(__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | /
|@@| | | //
\/`--------.__/ | C/
| / \---/
//`---\/|| |/\ |
|| || || ||
|| ||
|| ||
Helicowpter
Cool Cow
(__) (__) |
(oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
/---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | ||
/ | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
* ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured
mobile phone. by head-shrinkers
((( ))))
(( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man !
( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ /
( ( ( )))) | | _/
( ( / ) ) ) O O /
( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / -
( : // ) ) ~
: : / \
: : O / | | \
: : ( | | )
: : \ \___/ /
: : (__) W/ \W
: : (oo) /|_n_|
: : ----\/ / || ||
: : :: | () ()
: : ---:: * || ||
------------^^ VV VV
Newton's Cow
(aka Mooton) Bart Cow
__
>(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
(oo) color according to the action you should take.
/-------\/
/ | || If this cow appears to be:
* ||----||
^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
MAGIC DESISION
MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control
BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
quickly!
/~~\ +
) ( \__/ O O
( o)\ ========== o_o_o
* \o / / {__} \ (___)
\ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___)
\----- || \ \ \/ / (___)
$ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00
||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ |
~~ ======== \_o
Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II
______ ___________
: Oui? : : :
_______ `v-----' : CORNED :
: Nee! : (__) : BEEF :
`------v' (oo) :_________:
/-------\/
/ : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum
* ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
the boundary conditions!"
Belgian Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ : :: (/\)
* ::----:: /oo\ (__)
XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--)
X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/
X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__
X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__|
XX================>> ~ ~
Cow klux klan Cow resting
Irakean Cow
___()
COW ------------| o\
| )O-------------- MOO
-----|____/ /
\ /
\ / (____)
\ / \( )
\ / |\( )
\ / \ \( )
\ / \ \( )
X |\ \( )
/ \ | \ \( )
/ \ \ \(____)
/ \ \|_o_o_|
/ \ | |
/ \ | |
/ ___() \
-----| o\ \ cow chip
| |O-------------- ~MOO
BULL ---------- |____/
Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
( ) ( )
\ / \ /
\___/ \___/
(o o) (o o)
/-------------\o/ /-------------\o/
/ | || / | ||
* ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------||
|| || || \\ ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull
__
(__) ( ) (__)
(oo) / (oo)
_______\/ / \ _______\/
/ / \ /| |
/ | || / \ / || ||
* ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated
(__) (__) iiiiIiiii
(oo) (oo) '|o o|`
/---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/
/| | || / | || / | |
* |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____||
|| || * || || || ||
~~ ~~
cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow!
(or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
\_ ^
\ | **~~~~~~~
_____) \___ | **~~~~~~~
__/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
_/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
/ ____ ( ) \/ |
/ / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/|
/| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) |
^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ |
// / | ||
[][] [][] Patriotic Cow
Sha-MOO
/\
/ \
/ \
| |
/ * * \
/ ** * \
/ * ** \ **
/ * * \ ** **
. . . | | * * <--- the world
. . / **** \ * *
. . . / * * \ ** **
. . . / **** \ **
. / * * \
. | |
. / **** \
. / * \ . .
. / **** \ . .
/ * \ . .
/ **** \
| | . . .
| **** |
| * * | . . .
| **** | . . .
| * * | . . .
|------------------------------| . .
| (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
. /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\
/ | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . .
. / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ .
. / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ .
/ USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ .
|______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
. (______________||______________) . .
. /_\ /_\ . . .
!!! !!!
The herd shot 'round the world.
(_ _)
___ (o o)
(__) _- -_( )
(++) /- O O
/____O/ / | ||
/| || * ||-___-||
* ||--|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
This cow belongs to This cow belongs to
Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr
_________(__)___
| -------------- |\
(__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \
(oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \
/-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| /
/ | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/
* ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || ||
~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~
*
cowoperation ----------------------
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
----------------------
(oooo) personal cowmputer
oo( -0 )oo
/ ------------ \/
/ | | /|
/ | ----\_/ | / |
> < ||| ||| / |
||| ||| |/ |
~~ ~~ \ |
Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__)
note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo)
hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/
for MIT men. | / / | ||
| / * ||----||
| / ^^ ^^
_____ * |/ breacowt!
(_____) /
( OO )_____________ /
(/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\
\O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD )
| ######### | |/------------/
| |__________| |
|| | || |
|| | || |
~~~~ ~~~~
Saddam moo-sein
@
(__) (__) _____/
/| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ *
_o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * -
/_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * -
[_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * -
\__/ \__/
Cow-mobile
(()) (()) ||||
(oo) (oo)
/------\/ (OO) /------\/
/| | /------\/ /| |
* ||----|| /| | * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow
getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!)
/\
/ \ (__) __
(oo) (oo) (oo)
/------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/
/| | /|o | o | /| |
* ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow
o o - -
O Moo!!!!
ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow
Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car
___
[___] ____|___|____
(o o) / [__] \
/------------\-/ / (oo) \
/ | ||^ |V / |\/| \
| | <**> | |-----------------|
* -----/\------ | Cow-Price |
|| O O || |_________________|
|| || \_________________/
|| || | | | |
oo oo |__| |__|
(With gun and Handcuffs)
(it's a Cow-Price)
(Classic of course)
\ /
\ /
(__) \ (__) /
/\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) /
// == \ // == /
/ | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| /
* || || \ * || || /
^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/
Silly cow
(his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley.
___ __ __ _
(( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) //
\\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) //
,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ //
( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====
`-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) //
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
beecows Cownan the barbarian
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-----------------\/
/ | || / | /qwertyuiop \||
* ||----|| * || asdfghjl; ||
^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ ||
sliced cow ^^ ^^
keyboard-cower
( )
(oo)
/--------\/
/ || ||
* ||------||
|| ||
( ) || ||
(oo) || || | | | |
/--------\/ || || || || || ||
/ || || || || || || || ||
* ||------|| || || || || * ||------||
|| || || || || || \ || ||
|| || || || || || \--------/\
|| || || || || || (oo)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( )
high cow very high cow broken very high cow
__ (__)
(__) (__) (oo)
(\/) (oo) < vv >
/-------\/ /-------\/____) / \
/ | || / |______ | | /| |\
* || || || || __ / |( )| \
____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \
cow san /___||__||_*_\
Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~
Cownt Dracula
(__) ( )
* ` (OO)' (00) //
\_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___//
|| ||_. ` /---\_/---\
%_/ ~-----\ ------------------
~ l l
l___________l
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l
// // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l
- -
Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant
\ ,_________________./ /
(__) -/.__________________ -
oo ) \ (__) / \
_!_/_ \ (oo) /
!--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./
!__! ! ! \ | |
\___/ * | |
/ W \ / | |
! ! o / / / \'
! ! /|\/' | \
______/_\_________________|______\ _____
Cow from ^ ^
Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath
.
. .
. . . __ __
. ||______________________||
. . || __________________ ||
/ || | (__) | ||
. . / || | (oo) | ||
| -|| | _\/_ | ||
. . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
(\ |\-----------------------\
. (\ || \_______________________\
\|| | |
. \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
\ | |-----------| | .
. \ | PETERBILT | .
\| |
. (=========================)
|_||_| |_||_|
. \
. \
Pompano Beach or bust!
^^^
^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*********************************** \ /
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\ ^(__) /
\ / (@@) /
82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__
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Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
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Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
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/-------------\
-----------------------/ Panama \
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/ Bust! \
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/ \
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\_________________________________________________/
M1 Abrams Cow Commander
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------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
The Acowdemy Award
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| 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
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| | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | |
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| | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | |
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| 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 |
|______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
Cownterfeit
>>>----> *___ ______
\ __|_**_|__
>>>----> \ | . . |
\ _______________\ /
* ( | | US CALV| \o/
>>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- |
( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
>>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*|
. / / \ \ \ \
. /* \ \*\ \*\
The CALVelry COWard
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||----|| * \00/ \__/
|| | / /-----------C\/C (oo)
/\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/
(oo) / ||_________CCCC / | ||
(~~) * || || * ||----||
nn nn ^^ ^^
Australian view of a
North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs
to "My Favorite Martian"
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
(__) >------\/------< >------\/------<
(oo) | | | | | | | |
>------\/------< | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | || | | | | || | |
| `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' |
`--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--'
| | | | | |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
"FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull
(Big Mac)
(_____) _____________
\0 0/ / \
_________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
/ | U | \_____________/
* | /______ _ |
|| || || ||
this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs
Any questions??
.
\---) (__) *
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(---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/
| |#| ) | / | || (o o) ||
| |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--||
^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^
//--\ || ^^(o o)--<
// | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--<
|| * | /
^^ ~ * "69"
Cowborg
* * *
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> >
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"COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
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|| | ())))) \ \ ))))))
^^ ^ / )))) \ \))))))
/ \ / (
bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cowabunga!!
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(~~) V __ (__) (__)
/--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo)
* | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC}
>--: |----| / | || / | |---/
| | * ||-----|| * ||----|
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal
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-<| CUD \
/-<|_______/
(__)// / ((|))
(oo)/ ($ $)
\// /-------\_/ *
/ | / | ||__<i
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* \| _| ^^ ^
/ |
/ | New Kow on the Block
^ ^ (note lighter in hoof)
CUD missile launcher
((----))
((oooo))
///-----\\\///
///||| |||
*** ||||||---|||
^^^^^^ ^^^
where milkshakes come from
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| ___________ | | |
| (__) ( You know, ) | (__) ________ | (__) ______ |
| (oo) ( Kentucky ) | (oo)( How do )| (oo) ( )|
| /-------\/ ( cows are ) |---\/ ( they )| \,,/ ( MOOF )|
| / | || (bucktoothed) | || \( talk? )|/-------\/ \ ( )|
| * ||----|| \ /---------- |--|| \/------- | | || \/------ |
| ^^ ^^ \/ | ^^ | ||----|| |
| | | ^^ ^^ |
------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--
Cowmic Strip
| \___________________________
| ___________________________
| / /
| | /
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| | (oo) /
| | _\/_ /
| | / ==%
| | / ==%
| | *---<_ / /
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\oo/ . . .. . (-------(----)----( ) *
/;;\ . . . (__) ( ( ) )(x x)_____/
\__| |__/ . . . (oo) \ OO---------OO-/ O \_/\/\/
|%%| ——-\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \
~ ~ | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . .
~ ~ ||—-||
grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by
sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier
(
(o ======]
——- )
| || 0 \\\||||/
| || () _ = 00000000 = ←—- radioactive waste
Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major
is finished with it is finished with it
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() () (@@)| |
(oo) (oo) |\/-===< |
/——-\/ *——-\/ | | |
/ | || | | |
* ||—-|| >='/—– /\|_===< |
^^^^/ _^_^^/ oo*o. | |
oo oo oo oo `\\
Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!) /\ Sheeping sleep @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_/ Sleeping sheep @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @_@@@@@@@@@@@@ /\_ / O \ / \ @@@@@@@@@@ / Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_/ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ _ || || / | ~~ ~~ / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@# @@@@@@@@@@_# /\_ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in, @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_/ really,didn't I? @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ / / || || || ~~~ ~~ ~~ || || |
|| ||
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|| /\ || \\|| @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||_\|| @@@@@@@@@@@@@_/ ||\ || . ….\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \ @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \ ( » » || \|| . . . \ ~~ ~~ \ || _ \ ( \ || | HIGH JUMP |_\ \ ||| \_/ | ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || | |||||| || WOOLY JUMPER. || || ~~ _ / | / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@# (_) @@@@@@@@@@_# ( @ @ ) @@@@@@@@@@@@ ———\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow. @@@@@@@\ \|———|| @ / /|| || ~~~~~ ~~ The starsheep enterprise…. (\_/) ( O O ) /@@\ \ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _ @@@ @@@@@@@@ _/ @@@ @@@@@@ / . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _/ . @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-( _/ . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / . . . _/. /. . /. . . / . /. . . / . . (\ /) ( \_/ ) (\_/) @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~| @@@@@@@@@@|===| @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/ @@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ || || || || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP ~~ ~~ || || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -_/ \/ _ | || | | ZORBA'S | | || | |Greek | | ######### | | Takeaway.. | | ####| . ..|### |_ ((((
7)
- -=⇒> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS «==–
as you've NEVER seen them before! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||W—|| * ||w—|| * ||V—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * * ||@\–|| ||,—|| * ||,—-| ||,—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||—-|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |–| . * ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\——-/ * ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| || * ||—-|| * ||_-|| * ||_-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
cow had four legs or e
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-\
| * |
|---|
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
- () \ (DD) \ /——-\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ () * ||—-|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
| | | H H || |_|_| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble… Cattle Guard
( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / )
( (
)
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
\ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'|| / | ||
* |||| * ||—————-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
- * * * * * * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / () * / / \ \ () \ \ /——–(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (_) (o o) /——\ / () () / O (oo) (oo) | / /—-\—-\/ /——-\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^—–|| * OO—-OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow () \\ () (oo) o (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \_\/ *+——-\/ / | || / | || |||| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow () () \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow () .xxxx. () '(oo)` (oo) /—–'-\/ ` /——-\/ / | |===========⇒ / | || * ||—-| (~) * ||—-|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (_) (_) (o o) (o o) /——-\ / /——-\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,—|| * ||,—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (—) ( ) /—–\ (_) | | (o o) | | | (—–) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ —– Coward Phone Bull || ^^ || . : \ (oo) . (||) . . : \——-\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||—-|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow …—… ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /() \|/ (oo) /—++–\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..—.. () / \ (oo) | RIP | /——-\/ | | / | || | | * ||—-|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/ Elvis's Cow…..Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? () (oo) /—+ +–\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||—- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || || | \ * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows () _——–_ (oo) || BIG /——-\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || * ||—-|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ ——– Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow () (oo) /'^^^-m () /
` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_| _|/ |/\ (_(_) || || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula _()_ \ ———————————- o ( oo /_| (oo) \ | | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\ —— )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | / | W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ / / /\ \ \_/ \_/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…? () () () (———-) (00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-) /| || /| || /| || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter * () () () () \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ ||—-||
* ——
* \\– * \\—-
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking () (oo) () o * () \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) | \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/ —/ – / | / | | */ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-|| ——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | | | |(push) | () |=====| (= \
/-\/-\ \
/| |\ \
^ | | ^====~~~~==== \
| | \
/—-\ \
/ \ \ O O O O
^ * ^ === / /
\ \ () /
Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/
\ +——–+\
\| | /
+——–+
Cow-a-bungee
| D.A.B.'S | () () () ()
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
||_
| EASY CREDIT | () () () ()
|_| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
() () () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||W—|| * ||w—|| * ||V—||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(_) (_) * (_) (_)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/——-\ / /——-\ / \——-\ / /——-\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,—|| * ||@\–|| ||,—|| * ||,—-|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
() () () ()
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/——-\/-* /——-\/ /——-\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||—-|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
() () * () * ()
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/——–\/ /-oooooo-\/ \——-\/ \——-\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||—-|| ooooooooooooo ||—-||>==/—–||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
()
(oo) U
/——-\/ /—V
/ | || * |–| .
* ||—-||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
() )( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||—-|| *
/——-\/ *——-\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\——-/
* ||—-|| / ||—-|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
() () ()
(oo) (oo) _—_(oo)
/——-\/ /- –\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||—-|| * ||_-|| * ||_-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
() () ()
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\
/ \ ||
() () \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/——S\/S /——-\/ /S /——-\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-||_/ S * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
()
* () (oo)
\ (oo) /——\/
\——-\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
(_) () ()
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/——-\ / \/——–\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||—-|| ||——||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
() ()
[##] (@o)
/——-\/ /——-\/ /——- ()
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|—\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
() () ()
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/———–\ / /—–\ /—- /———–\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||—–|||| *| | |—–| | | * ||||—–||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
()
() (oo) ()
(oo) /\/ (oo)
/——-\/ /–/– \/—–
/ | || / | `-. / | `-.
* ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Cow-vertible . . .
()
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\ () \ /\/ \ ()
\.—-( oo \.-/—-._ \.( oo_\
||\/ \ || \ |_\/ \
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
* (_) * (_) ()
\ (o o) \ (o o) (oo)
\——-\ / \——-\ / /——-\/
| ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _
||,—|| ||,—|| * ||—-| –
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Twins Cow Catcher
()
() [@@] ? () ? ()
(oo) ⇐|^^|⇒ ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo)
/——-VV /——— \/ /——-\/ /–| \–\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||—-|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ * ||——|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
Cow Cow
(^^) ( (oo) ()
(oo) ) (OO) (oo)
/——-==— /——\–/ /——||||||
/ | || / | || / | UX` \||/
* ||—-|| * ||—-|\O—< HONK! * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
cow cow cow
(yes, that's the Russian symbol.
Use your imagination.)
OO \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/——-\/ /——-\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||—-|| * ||—-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
() ()
^^ (oo) (–)
^^^^ /——-\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||—-|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /—-\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\ ()
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
* ()
\ (DD)
\ /——-\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ () * ||—-|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
|| \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / ()| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /——-\/ | ( @@ ) (————) / | ||^_| @@ () ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||—-| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /–UU–\/ () / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||—|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ () / () \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +——–+\ /——-\/ \| | / / | || +——–+ * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+– | |\ \ | | \ \ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +————+ | | \ \ \ | | () | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /—\ \ | +————+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | \—/ | | | | ————————– ( ) ————————– Cow-struction worker. | /—\ : = : : : :,','. '. : :—\ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. o o || () () (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /——-\/ /——-vv /——-\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | () () () (oo) (oo)===(oo) /——-\ /——-\/ \/——-\ / | | / | || || | \ * ||—-| * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o () ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _\/_/ () \/ / /\ / / (oo) _(oo) ^ / * / /———\/ /| _ \/ / _/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *—-/\ * ||——|| * ||{_}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||—–|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [—] | | | | |——========| /—-|—|\ | |=======| /_/_\_\ o | |=======| | | _| |==============| | | _ {()} |==============| \———–/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /—===–{ \/ } | —————– / | NASA |==== | | | * ||——||—–^ —————– || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / —- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon () ([][]) "I have this recurring dream \/_–U about golden arches.".. () /\ \ ^ :..("") /\
/ / \ \_\/ /—-^//\ /\ \\/ \_ / \\\/–\– /-// /====== \/ =======/============== *_/ / \ /^ /
/ \ ^
Psycowlogist and patient (_) \^^^^^^^^\ () (o o) \^^^^^^^^
(oo) \ / *—–\_\/\/ \–O–/ ^_/ — \^ —–\ ^——–\ \S/ /\_^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \/ \_\\ \/ It's a bird…
The Boss It's a plane…
(Bruce Holstien) ^^ ^^ ================== _ H H | |————-| H () H | | | H (oo) H | COWNTY | | (||) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | ||\/|| | H D===b=—– H \ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_|_| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble… Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( (
) ( | ) | | () | | (oo) () | | —-\/ (oo)_ | | || ( _)_() ) | | —|| \ / ``'———^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / _ \ \_# / | _ | _ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# | — _ | | | || | | | | | | | #_ | | | | | | | |
#_/_ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_/ \ | — | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /_ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. () () ( ) (oo) (oo) /—V /——-\/ \/ ——–\ * | | / | || ||_| \ * ||W—|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ () () \\(oo) (\/) /—–\\\/ /——-\/ / | (##) / | || * ||—-||" * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing () () () (\/) ($$) () /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love () () (oo) (oo) /-'-\/ /——————-\/ / |'|| / | || * |||| * ||—————-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * * * * * * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / () * / / \ \ () \ \ /——–(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /——-\/ \ \ * ||—- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||—-|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (_) (o o) /——\ / () () / O (oo) (oo) | / /—-\—-\/ /——-\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^—–|| * OO—-OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow () \\ () (oo) o (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \_\/ *+——-\/ / | || / | || |||| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow () () \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /—————\/ /—-\/ /——-\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||————|| *-||—-|| * ||—-|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow () .xxxx. () '(oo)` (oo) /—–'-\/ ` /——-\/ / | |===========⇒ / | || * ||—-| (~) * ||—-|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (_) (_) (o o) (o o) /——-\ / /——-\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,—|| * ||,—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (—) ( ) /—–\ (_) | | (o o) | | | (—–) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ —– Coward Phone Bull | | | | * | | () | | \ () | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /——-\/ | | ———–\/– | | / | || | | —-| |— | | * ||—-|| | | ——– | \^^^^_ | \_ | _ | _ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_ | _ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | () | | *———(..) / \ ^^—-^^\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : () . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : ——\/ / \ * : * |||| | () | . . : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * () || ^^ || . : \ (oo) . (||) . . : \——-\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||—-|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow …—… ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /() \|/ (oo) /—++–\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..—.. () / \ (oo) | RIP | /——-\/ | | / | || | | * ||—-|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/ Elvis's Cow… …Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? () (oo) /—+ +–\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow () (oo) /——-\/ / | || * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||—- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ () () (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/——-\ / | || || | \ * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows () _——–_ (oo) || BIG /——-\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || * ||—-|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ ——– Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow The cow that didn't jump over the moon. ———————— ! ! ^ / \ Hey diddle diddle /_\ The cat and the fiddle |= =| The cow blew up on the | | launch pad… | | ROCKET, | | TAKING OFF | | TOTALLY
| | OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | THE FACT THAT | | THERE IS A | | COW ON THE | | LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ^ | ^ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) ( ) . * . _ _ * *
*= COW BLOWING
=* UP,ON THE ||||||» * * ( ) LAUNCH PAD * * * . _ (oo) * *= *= * BOOM * () *= * * * ==*
= *
============================================== !!
||
() (oo) /'^^^-m () /` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ _\_/_ |_|_| _|/ |/\ (_(_) || || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula |+++++| |++++| _ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| | | |+| |-oo- | \ |++++| |+++++| |++| —–()–| \\/ _()_ \ ———————————- o ( oo /_| (oo) \ | | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\ —— )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | / | W| \ \_/ /—————– \ \_/ / / /\ \ \_/ \_/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call…? () () () (———-) (00) (-o) (–) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /——\/ /——\/ /——\/ (———-) /| || /| || /| || * ||—-|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * () () () () \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /——-\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ ||—-||
* ——
* \\– * \\—-
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking () (oo) () o * () \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) | \ /——-\/( o=o=o=|——\/ —/ – / | / | | */ |_ * ||—-|| ||—-|| ——–/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (_) Where's all the bulls! () () () () (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \ () | | () (oo) | | ($$) —-\/ /—–^^^^^^ /——-\/ || / | || / | IRS || —|| * ||—-|| * ||—-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant (_) (_) (_) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / [_V_] [_V_] [_V_] /_\===: /_\===: /_\===: \OOO—OOO/ \OOO—OOO/ \OOO—OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - /\ / " \ /| | () () / | | (oo)\ (oo) /| | \/| \ /| \/ / \/ | \ / |_|| (_ ||| \ * || || || ||| \—* ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( _ () / \ () ==========I / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I (-O–O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /——-\/ \ ||||| I ( ) ~ /——- ( ) / | ||o=< \ |||| I /——- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||—-| \ ||| I / | || \/ * ||—-|| ~~ ~ \ || I * ||—-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo _ | | | | | () | | () | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /——-\/ | |—\/ /—-| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||—-|| | |–|| * ||–| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |——————–| |———————| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 () () (oo) (oo) \/ /——-\/ /_/_/_/_/_/_/| /_/| / | || _/_/| |_|_|_|_|_|_|| |||/|* —–|||_|_|| |_|_|_|_|_|_|| |_||/|^^ ^/|_|| |_|_|_|_|_|_|/ |_|_|/ |_|_|/ Cow in the GDR before… …and after 9-Nov-1989 ()_ () /_(oo)_ / (oo) | \/ || \/ _|_ _|| || //_//| || ( ) ( )| || | || | | || \_/] /——- / [] [] [] / | || * ||—-|| COW-CH ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / () \ +———-+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/.
\_* |^^^| | | | |—–``====='\\—–| | | | | |—–———||—-| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +———-+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" +————+ + | B A T E S | () o | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | () /| ———- | \/ ( ) +————+ \==/ / | |\ \ W—— | | ( ) v | ———- *—- ====; ( ) | | () | \ / ( ) \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) ———- + ( ) Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) () (oo) ————————- _ /——-\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| / | || ————————- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | * ||—-|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |() \ / ()| \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \_/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \ /\_/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / Cow in / /\_/\ \ \ ()\ / () / trouble / / /\_/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ / / / / () /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :()\ _/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\_ \ ():(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_\/ / / / \\/() / \ \ \/_\/ / / \ (oo)/ \ \/_\/ / \ \ \/_\/ \:/ / \ / \ () () () () (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) /——–\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /—–\ / /——-\/ / | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || |–W—–| ||`` || * ||—-|| * (.)(.)|| | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's loss program the program Cow Cow (_) ( OO _\_ | () | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | || || | | |\/_| | | | | | | | () | | | | (oo) | | | | | | \/——-\ | | | | | | | | _ | _ |_\_ | | | | | | () | |_| |_|_| ||| || | () | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | \_\/_/ \_\/_/ | | | | | ( ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |_||| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ () \ \ (oo) / /—\—-\/ / / | \ || * () / * ||—\-
\ ( OO / ~~ ~~ \—\_/\_|\=/> ^^ ^^ | \===/> \\_ | // / || | _\\_\\_/ /\——\ ^ ^ / (oo) \ / (–) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking | |\ | () | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | / \_ \_/ | | | / | | () | /++++++< | | _(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _O)—–^—————\O)_*||—-||_ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w ()
/\ (oo) \\/ \ \/ | | () >–( )–< |()| (oo) / \ \(OO)/ .-\/-. >— {} —< \/
<| |> v /\ v || || \ \/ / | (oo) | |||| |\/\/| \(^^)/ /^^ ^^\ /—-\ | | / ======== \ / \ | | / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ |==============| /*_*_*_\ | \ | \ / || || ^ / ^ \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * \ _ / Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus () -'`- "Here's (oo) ( oo ^ mooing /——-\/ | | /\_|– at you, / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \ _ kid!" * ||—-| / ====================== | \_[' ^^ ^ || || | || Cowncillor his cowch ||- | | ~ ~ () () () () humphrey cow-gurt (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /——-\/ \/ \/ \/——-\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||—-|| || |–| |–| || ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ – ^ ^ ^ ^ – ^^ ^^ () A game of cowntract bridge (oo) / \/ / \===^| | ———————- _|_ /\ || () | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | (oo) | _|_ _|_ || | *I I| | | | /——-\/ ———————- I I^ ^ | | / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||—-|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ^^ ^^ ———————- Just a humble cownoisseur () () () ()() () ()()() () (oo()oo) ()o) (oo)6))) ############################# | #####| . ..|#### |
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(oo) (O O) /——-\/ /| /-^^—\/ /——–\ / / | || / | /| || / | ||O * ||—-|| * || ||—-|| * ||@\—|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream. Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification: () () () () (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /———–\/ /———\/ /——-\/ /—–\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || U * ||——–|| * ||——|| * ||—-|| * ||–|| /—V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O–O Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo These are some of the various models offered: () () () () / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) / —\/ * –\/ /| |—\/ @ —\/ * | || | || * || || /| || U ||—-|| ||——–|| ||——–|| * ||——|| /—V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O–O Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate Although some people like to customize their cows: () \ (oo) \ /——-\/ () \) / | || /—_ () (oo) (oo) * ||—-|| / | -_(oo) /———–\[] /——–\/ OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U O O O O || -_|| * ||——–|| * ||——||( \—V OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O–O Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear cb radio, and spoiler custom pin-striping Then there are the luxury cows: () (oo) /———————————————\/ / | || U * ||——————————————|| /—–V OO OO * O—-O Stretch Limo Yugo Limo And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry: /—————————————— / | | / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_) / | | ( O O ) / | | \ / * ||_\ / OO OO OO OO O . ..,, The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being run over by the 18 hoofer Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes. \ / \ / \/ (_) \/ (oo) (o o) (oo) /——-\/ /—+—-\ / \/——-\ / | || / | | ||O || | \ * ||—-|| * ||-+—|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera. () O (o[o]| * () /——-\/ v / (oo)v / | ||_/ \——-\/ \ * ||—-| v/ / \/ ^^ ^ v_\v/_/ Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful photo graduate bovine, or what? (_ _) () (o o) (oo) \ /——-\ /——-\/ || | \ * ||—-|| ||—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split () () * (oo) (oo) / /——-\/ \/——-/ / | || || | o * ||—-|| ||—-|| ooo :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo Your team skates Like a pile of . . . () () (oo) (oo) \/——-\ /——-\/
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* * —- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Shift to the left Shift to the right () (oo) /–\/–\ () / | | \ (oo) ^ | | ^ —\/—-< /—-\ | \-+-< / \ \ | | ^ * ^ *|-+-←< Stand up Sit down () * ()(__) (xx) \ (@@)(oo) /——-\/ >—\——\/ \/——-\ / | || | ||>—| || \ * ||—-|| |—–|| |—-|| * ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ Fight, fight, fight!
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