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PANSY'S HOMEMADE MAINFRAME.(C) 1978 IN ASSOCIATION WITH

BIGGLES WALLER BORGSTIEN JR. HIT C/R

TYPE '/H' FOR HELP /S H

LIST OF CMDS: /H,/U,/T,/O,/P,/I,/A, ?

PLEASE LOGIN:H151SX
LOOK, DORK, IT'S REAL EASY, TYPE 'LOGIN'
NOW LET'S TRY AGAIN:LOGIN

/ID=H151SX

THIS IS THE LAST TIME, DAMMIT!  THE SUPER SECRET /ID IS'BORG'FOR CHRISSAKE!

TRY AGAIN, AND MAKE THIS COUNT.

/ID=BORG

B

O

R

G

NEXT TIME, JUST TYPE 'BORG' RIGHT AWAY

IT HAS BEEN A LONG, ROUGH DAY AND YOU ARE DRIVING HOME.  SUDDENLY YOU HIT

ARIS! «BOOM» OUCH OH WELL. HERE YOU ARE DRIVING HOME. BUT WHO IS THIS DRIV- ING IN FRONT OF YOU?? THE GUY WHO HITS THE GAS AT EVERY RED LIGHT? OH NO, YOU ARE DRIVING RIGHT BEHIND…

 ->>>>MR. COPY<<<<-

(WELCOME TO UTOPIA)

TODAY IS THE DAY BEFORE TOMMOROW.  YOU HAVE BEEN ON THIS SYSTEM INT (RND (1) *

100) + 10) TIMES BEFORE!

THERE IS NO MAIL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
OOPS...

?SYNTAX ERROR ]

]

]RUN UTOPIA

IT HAS BEEN A LONG, ROUGH DAY AND YOU ARE EATING DINNER.  AS YOU LOOK INTO

YOUR DOUBLE DOUBLE CHEEZE CHEEZE BURGER BURGER PLEASE YOU SEE A WORM! THE WORM SAYS "QUIZI PUT ME HERE AND SAID TO TELL YOU…

     "WELCOME TO UTOPIA!!"
YOU THEN BITE THE WORM'S HEAD OFF AND DECIDE TO LOG ON...
 !U/T-O\P!I/A
SYSOPS AT LARGE:LORD CHAOS,NILONIEL I, CON MAN, MASTED BLACK,PIRATE'S SHADOW,

MARK TABAS, AND MAYBE EVEN YOU [ENTER YOUR FULL NAME] ]>SLIPPED DISK CHECKING… [PASSWORD(NEW)_→__

VERIFYING YOUR PASSWORD,PLEASE WAIT…

[/\-LAST 4 DIGITS OF NUMBER-/\] ——> 914-278-9414 WELCOME BACK,SLIPPED DISK FULL KEYBOARD FUNCTIONS ARE NOW ENABLED EXTRA IGNORED SO MARVIN REALLY SUCKS I GUESS THAT'S LIFE….

HMMMM, WHERE DO I BEGIN, OK...THIS IS NILONIEL I SPEAKING IN BEHALF OF THE

KINGPINS OF BORG, AND FOR ALL YOU OLD-TIMERS(IE THE COOL PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED AND CAN REMEMBER THE GOOD 'OL DAYS), THERE SEEMS TO BE A FLUXUATION TO REVIV E WHAT WOULD BE CALLED A UTOPIA II…. AS YOU REMEMBER, THIS BOARD WAS RUN BY ONE CALLED LORD ENIGMA SOMEWHERE IN VAST REGIONS OF THE 577 EXCHANGE, AND FOR A WHILE THERE HAD BEEN PEACE. BUT WITH BOTH BOARDS CO-EXISTING IN UNISION . HOWEVER, UTOPIA II STARTED A LITTLE IN THE NEG. DIRECTION SINCE THE SYSOP DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME FOR THE BOARD, AND EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GEEKS STARTED TO INFEST THE BEAUTIFUL CONFINES OF UTOPIA….THUS, THE SYSOP FELT IT BEST TO TAKE DOWN THE BOARD ALL-TOGETHER, AND LEAVE THE USERLOG TO ONE LORD CHAOS, INSTEAD OF HAVING HIM DFX IT TO HIM EVERY SATURDAY…. (WHICH WAS ALWAYS A PAIN EVEN FOR THE CO-SYSOPS…..YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES..) BUT NOW THAT OTHER PREVIOUSLY COMPUTER-DEFUNCT SYSOP IS STIRRING AGAIN TO REVIVE UTOPIA II, AND IT IS UP TO US, THE CO-SYSOPS AND USERS OF UTOPIA, TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO. I REMIND YOU THAT LORD CHAOS CAN NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, AND THIS IS OUR MATTER ALONE. THUS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO PUT IN THE VOTE OPTION ONCE AGAIN(ONCE GEEK OF THE WEEK), TO PRESS THIS BURNING QUESTION AMID THE USERS. THIS PARADISO OF OURS HAS BEEN RUNNING SMOOTHLY OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS(I SOUND LIKE THE OUTPOST… SORRY), AND MY PERSONAL VOTE IS TO HAVE IT REMAIN SOLO…..I THINK THAT IT HAS BEEN RUNNING MUCH BETTER PRIVATE W/O GEEKS, AND IF WE BRING IT TO TWO BOARDS THAT IT WILL GET OUT OF HAND. THE OTHER BOARD SIMPLY WOULDN'T SEEM LIKE HOME ANYMORE, GOSH DARNIT…..SO THE COUNSEL OF KINGPINS SHALL MEET, AND ALONG WITH THIS VOTE, SHALL DETERMINE THE OUTCOME OF THIS DILEMMA. I THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, ENCOURAGE YOU TO LEAVE COMMENTS VIA EMAIL TO ANY CO-SYSOP(OR JUST POST YOUR OPINIONS), AND URGE YOU TO VOTE (E. LATER…

NILONIEL I ALONG WITH THE KINGPINS OF BORG
 *-> BORG BULLETIN <-*

BULLETIN FROM: MR. COPY DATE POSTED: JAN 5


FINALLY UP! AFTER 6 MONTHS OF WAITING!

  THE ENCHANTED TOILET

SEVERAL SUB BOARDS PLENTY OF FILES AND SOME KICK ASS MODS TO GO ALONG WITH IT ALL!!

DON'T DELAY!!! CALL NOW!!!

     312-674-8697

LAST USER—>DOCTOR ELECTRIC LAST USER WHO DIDN'T POST ::::::–>DOCTOR ELECTRIC

NO MAIL…

U T O P I A: 312↔858↔4806 S F O N : (B) BUG LORD CHAOS E G F S F V: (C) SUMMON LORD CHAOS R E : T O D: (E) MSG. SERVICE

T :	  .: (F) FEEDBACK TO L.C.

M : A O I: (G) G:FILES(DOWN) S M : N N: (H) HELP! G O : M F: (K) KEY BORED MODE

R : S C O: (N) NEW PROMPT

: E : G . :: (R) REMOVE MSG. : : : B :: (S) SCAN/READ : $ : : . :: (V) GEEK OF THE WEEK : $ : : : :: (W) WELCOME MSG. :::::::::::: (X) X-PERT USER MODE (Y) YOUR STATUS (*) BD. MENU (Z) RE-LOG (!) CHANGE BACKSPACE (#) CHANGE 1ST BORDERLINE (%) CHANGE 2ND BORDERLINE

=*=()=*=)(=*=()=*=)(=*=()=*=)(=*=()=*=) NOT VALIDATED YET.. CALL BACK LATER

SO MARVIN REALLY SUCKS

TIME TO GO ALREADY?  LET ME GET YOUR COAT.  ON YOUR WAY OUT YOU SEE THE SYSTEM

ADDRESS:

WE DON'T HAVE ONE YOU TURD

THIS IS NOT THE GREEK INN, BUT PETROS SAYS "HI" ANYWAY.
YOU WERE CALLER NUMBER INT( RND( 1) * 10000) +500 :  PRINT :	PRINT

?CAN'T CONTINUE ERROR ]

]

]WHAT?

?SYNTAX ERROR ]CATALOG

DISK VOLUME 69

* 774-2035 GREEK INN * 465-4225 GLUE BALL

441-6957 OUTPOST
677-7140 SOUTH POLE

]DELETE OUTPOST ]DELETE SOUTH POLE

]DELETE UTOPIA

FILE LOCKED ]UNLOCK UTOPIA

]DELETE UTOPIA

?YOU MUST BE KIDDING ]DELETE UTOPIA

OOPS!!!! BYE…

REMEMBER………….BORG

  YOU WERE CALLER #9144

[CALL SLIPPED DISK……..914-278-9414]

  CANDY AND TIGER SAY GOODBYE!!!

SO MARVIN REALLY SUCKS UTOPIA: (C) 1984 THE KINGPINS OF BORG VERSION 4.6 SIGNING OFF…BYE

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