The Rocky Horror Picture Show lyrics Typed by Bloodguard Brin (With special lyrics from "Super heroes" and "Science Fiction/Double Feature Reprise)
Lifted from Proton 415-831-3410 Lifted and Edited by Bill Pollock a.k.a. Voodoo Chicken
SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE
LIPS: Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains was the invisible man Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam Then at a deadly pace It came from outer space And this is how the message ran:
CHORUS: Science fiction-double feature
Dr. X will build a creature See Androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Ah ha ha ho-at the late-night, double-feature Picture show
LIPS: I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel When tarantula took to the hills And I really got hot When I saw Jeanette Scott Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes And passing the news lots of skills But when worlds colide Said George Pal to his bride I'm going to give you some terrible thrills Like a-
CHORUS: Science fiction-double feature
Dr. X will build a creature See Androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Ah ha ha ho-at the late-night, double-feature Picture show I want to go...oh ho ho To the late-night, double-feature Picture show By RKO...oh ho ho To the late-night, double-feature Picture show In the back row Oh ho ho To the late-night, double-feature Picture show
DAMMIT, JANET
BRAD: Hey, Janet JANET: Yes, Brad BRAD: I've got something to say JANET: Uh huh BRAD: I really loved the-skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet
JANET: Oh…oh Brad BRAD: The river was deep but I swam it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: The future is ours so let's plan it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: So please don't tell me to can it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you
BRAD: The road was long, but I ran it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: If there's one fool for you than I am it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: I've one thing to say and that's damit, Janet, I love you JANET: Ooh BRAD: Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker JANET: Ohh BRAD: There's three ways that love can grow
That's good...
JANET: Oh..oh…oh BRAD: bad or… JANET: Oh BRAD: …mediocre
Oh-Janet, I love you so
JANET: Oh. Oh! It's nicer than Betty Munroe had. MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Oh Brad JANET: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Oh Brad JANET: That you've met Mom and you know Dad WHOLE FAMILY: Oh Brad JANET: I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad-for you too Oh Brad
BRAD: Oh Dammit JANET: I'm mad… BRAD: Oh, Janet JANET: For you BRAD: I love you too-oo-oo BRAD and JANET: There's one thing left to do-ah-ohh BRAD: And that's go see the man who began it FAMILY: Janet BRAD: When we met in his science exam-it FAMILY: Janet BRAD: Made me give you the eye and then panic FAMILY: Janet BRAD: I've got one thing to say, and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you Dammit, Janet
JANET: Oh Brad, I'm mad BRAD: Dammit, Janet BOTH: I love you
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
JANET: In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night Burning bright-there's a guiding star No matter what or who you are
BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Over at the Frankenstein Place BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Burning in the fireplace BRAD and JANET: There's a light…a light in the darkness
Of everybody's life
RIFF: The darkness must go
Down the river of nights dreaming Flow morphia slow let the sun and light Come streaming into my life Into my life
BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Over at the Frankenstein place BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Burning in the fireplace
There's a light...a light
BRAD and JANET: In the darkness of everybody's life
TIME WARP
RIFF: It's astounding. Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
MAGENTA: Ahh RIFF: But listen closely MAGENTA: Not for very much longer RIFF: I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me
RIFF and MAGENTA: And the void would be calling GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left GUESTS: And then a step to the right NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust They really drive you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again
MAGENTA: It's so dreamy-Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me-no, not at all In another dimension-with voyeuristic intention Well secluded I see all
RIFF: With a bit of a mind flip MAGENTA: You're in to the time slip RIFF: And nothing can ever be the same MAGENTA: You're spaced out on sensation RIFF: Like you're under sedation GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
COLUMBIA: Well I was walking down the street
Just having a think When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink He shook me up, it took me by surprise He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing-never would again
GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left GUESTS: And then a step to the right NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust It'll really drive you insane
NARRATOR and GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
COLUMBIA (dancing): Ah!
Oh Oh! Ahhh!
GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left GUESTS: And then a step to the right NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust They really drive you insane
NARRATOR and GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FRANK: How d' you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman He's a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Trasylvania Ah, ha Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.
JANET: Right BRAD: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry.
FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat
Well how about that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Transylvania Ha ha. Why don'tcha stay for the night?
RIFF: Night FRANK: Or maybe a bite COLUMBIA: Bite FRANK: I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Transylvania I'm just a sweet transvestite- hip hip
GUESTS: Sweet transvestite FRANK: From Transexual ALL: Transylvania…Ha ha FRANK: So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici....pation But maybe the rain Is really to blame So I'll remove the cause- But not the symptom
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's Going to be cutting the thread
RIFF: Oh! ROCKY: Oh woe is me-my life is a misery
Oh can't you see that I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: And left from my dreaming was a feeling
Of unnamable dread
GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: My high is low-I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: Oh no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: No no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: Oh woe is me-my life is a mystery
And can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
FRANK: Oh…oh…oh GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ALL: Sha la la la GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: No no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: No no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: No. No
CHARLES ATLAS SONG
FRANK: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground And soon in the gym With a determined chin The sweat from his pores As he works for his cause Will make him glisten and gleam And with massage and just a little bit of steam He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man Oh, honey-
GUESTS: But the wrong man FRANK: He'll eat nutritous high protein
And swallow raw eggs Try to build up his shoulders His chest, arms and legs Such an effort If he only knew of my plan In just seven days
ALL: I can make you a man FRANK: He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean and jerk He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work Such strenuous living I just don't understand When in just seven days-oh baby I can make you a man
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT
EDDIE: Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and You felt all right It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life and I thought I was divine I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go And listen to the music on the radio A saxophone was blowing on a Rock and roll show And we climbed in the back seat And we really had a good time
ALL: Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
EDDIE and GUESTS: Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll (Repeat three times.)
EDDIE: My head used to swim
From the perfume I smelled My hands kind of fumbled with Her white plastic belt I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and That's when I'd melt And she whispered in my ear Tonight she really was mine Get back in front and put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his Very last song With your arm around your girl You tried to sing along It felt pretty good, whooo-really had A good time
ALL: Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll (Repeat.)
CHARLES ATLAS SONG REPRISE
FRANK: But a deltoid and a bicep
A hot groin and a tricep Makes me-ooooh-shake Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the hand
FRANK and ALL: In just seven days-oh baby
I can make you a man
FRANK: I don't want no dissension
Just dynamic tension
JANET: I'm a muscle fan FRANK and GUESTS: In just seven days
I can make you a man
FRANK: Dig it if you can GUESTS: In just seven days
I can make you a man
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
JANET: I was feeling done in
Couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before
COLUMBIA: You mean she's a- MAGENTA: Uh huh JANET: I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble And seat wetting Now all I want to know Is how to go I've tasted blood and I want more
COLUMBIA and MAGENTA: More, more, more! JANET: I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night Then if anything grows While you pose I'll oil you up and drop you down
MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Down down down JANET: And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction You need a friendly hand Oh, I need action Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night
COLUMBIA: Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me MAGENTA: I want to be dirty COLUMBIA: Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me MAGENTA: Creature of the night JANET: Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night
RIFF: Creature of the night BRAD: Creature of the night FRANK: Creature of the night MAGENTA: Creature of the night RIFF: Creature of the night COLUMBIA: Creature of the night ROCKY: Creature of the night JANET: Creature of the night…oh…
EDDIE'S TEDDY
SCOTT: From the day he was born, he was trouble
He was the thorn in his mutter's side She tried in vain
NARRATOR: But he never caused her nothing but shame SCOTT: He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone All he wanted Was rock and roll porn und a motor bike Shooting up junk
NARRATOR: He was a low-down cheap little punk SCOTT: Taking everyone for a ride DR. SCOTT and ALL: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
FRANK: What a guy JANET: Makes you cry SCOTT: Und I did COLUMBIA: Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him I said, 'Hey, listen to me Stay sane inside insanity' But he locked the door and threw away they key
SCOTT: But he must have been drawn
In to something Making him warn me in a note which reads
ALL: What's it say? What's it say? EDDIE'S VOICE: I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry or I may be dead They mustn't carry out their evil deeds Yaaaow
ALL: (Repeat chorus) FRANK: What a guy. JANET: Makes you cry SCOTT: Und I did ALL: (Repeat chorus) FRANK: What…a guy ALL: Woe woe woe JANET: Makes you cry ALL: Hey hey hey SCOTT: Und I did ALL: Eddie!
PLANET SHMANET JANET
FRANK: I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss Your apple pie Don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss I've laid the seed It should be all you need You're as sensual As a pencil Wound up like an 'E' or first string When we make it Did ya hear a bell ring? Y' got a block Take my advice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss The transducer Will seduce yah
FRANK: Planet, shmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up-Janet Weiss You'd better wise up Build your thighs up You better wise up.
FRANK: Don't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard
BRAD: You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her Frank Furter
SCOTT: You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her Frank Furter
JANET: You're a hot dog….
ROSE TINT MY WORLD
COLUMBIA: It was great
When it all began I was a regular Frankie fan But it was over when he had the plan To start working on a muscle-man Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope Rose tints my world keeps me Safe from my trouble and pain
ROCKY: I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold I wish sombody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust Rose tints my world keeps me Safe from my trouble and pain
BRAD: It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy I'll be good you'll see Take this dream away What's this, let's see I feel sexy What's come over me. Whoa- Here it comes again
JANET: Oh I-I feel released
Bad times deceased My confidence has increased Reality is here The game has been disbanded My mind has been expanded It's a gas that Frankie's landed His lust is so sincere
FRANK: What ever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin-draped frame As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same Give yourself over to absolute pleasure Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh Erotic nightmares beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever- Can't you just see it. Oh, oh, hooo. Oh Don't dream it. Be it Don't dream it. Be it Don't dream it. Be it Don't dream it. Be it
ALL: Don't dream it. be it
(Repeat four times.)
SCOTT: Ach, we've got to get out of this trap
Before this decadence saps our wills I've got to be strong and try to hang on Or else my mind may well snap Und my life will be lived for the thrill
BRAD: It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
JANET: God bless Lili St. Cyr. FRANK: My my my my my my my my…
I'm a wild and an untamed thing I'm a bee with a deadly sting You gotta hit, and your mind goes ping You're heart'll thump and your blood will sing So let the party and sounds rock on We're gonna shake it 'til the life has gone Rose tint my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
ALL: We're wild and untamed things
We're bees with a deadly sting You gotta hit and your mind goes ping Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing So let the party and sounds rock on We're gonna shake you 'til the life has gone... Rose tint my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain. (Repeat)
I'M GOING HOME
RIFF: Frank-N-Furter
It's all over Your mission is a failure Your life style's too extreme I'm your new commander You now are my prisoner We return to Transylvania Prepare the transit beam
FRANK: Wait. I can explain-
On the day I went away
GUESTS: Good-bye FRANK: Was all I had to say COLUMBIA and GUESTS: Now I…I FRANK: I want to come again and stay GUESTS: Oh my, my FRANK: Smile and that will mean I may
'Cause I've seen-oh-blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize I'm going home
GUESTS: I'm going home FRANK: Everywhere it's been the same GUESTS: Feeling FRANK: Like I'm outside in the rain GUESTS: Wheeling FRANK: Free to try and find a game GUESTS: Dealing FRANK: Cards for sorrow, cards for pain
'Cause I've seen-oh-blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize-I'm going home
FRANK and GUESTS: I'm going home
I'm going home
SUPER HEROES
BRAD: I've done a lot
God knows I've tried To find the truth I've even lied But all I know Is down inside
ALL: I'm bleeding JANET: And super heroes
Come to feast To taste the flesh Not yet deceased And all I know Is still the beast
ALL: Is feeding NARRATOR: And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race Lost in time And lost in space
ALL: And meaning
SCIENCE FICTION (REPRISE)
Science fiction-double feature Frank has built and lost his creature Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet The servants gone to a distant planet Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh At the late night double-feature, picture show I want to go- oh oh To the late night double-feature picture show
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