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                 The Rocky Horror Picture Show lyrics
                       Typed by Bloodguard Brin
              (With special lyrics from "Super heroes"
             and "Science Fiction/Double Feature Reprise)
                     Lifted from Proton 415-831-3410
         Lifted and Edited by Bill Pollock a.k.a. Voodoo Chicken
                      SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE

LIPS: Michael Rennie was ill

    The day the earth stood still
    But he told us where we stand
    And Flash Gordon was there
    In silver underwear
    Claude Rains was the invisible man
    Then something went wrong
    For Fay Wray and King Kong
    They got caught in a celluloid jam
    Then at a deadly pace
    It came from outer space
    And this is how the message ran:

CHORUS: Science fiction-double feature

      Dr. X will build a creature
      See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
      Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
      Ah ha ha ho-at the late-night, double-feature
      Picture show

LIPS: I knew Leo G. Carroll

    Was over a barrel
    When tarantula took to the hills
    And I really got hot
    When I saw Jeanette Scott
    Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
    Dana Andrews said prunes
    Gave him the runes
    And passing the news lots of skills
    But when worlds colide
    Said George Pal to his bride
    I'm going to give you some terrible thrills
    Like a-

CHORUS: Science fiction-double feature

      Dr. X will build a creature
      See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
      Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
      Ah ha ha ho-at the late-night, double-feature
      Picture show
      I want to go...oh ho ho
      To the late-night, double-feature
      Picture show
      By RKO...oh ho ho
      To the late-night, double-feature
      Picture show
      In the back row
      Oh ho ho
      To the late-night, double-feature
      Picture show
                              DAMMIT, JANET

BRAD: Hey, Janet JANET: Yes, Brad BRAD: I've got something to say JANET: Uh huh BRAD: I really loved the-skillful way

    You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

JANET: Oh…oh Brad BRAD: The river was deep but I swam it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: The future is ours so let's plan it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: So please don't tell me to can it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: I've one thing to say and that's

    Dammit, Janet, I love you

BRAD: The road was long, but I ran it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: If there's one fool for you than I am it RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet BRAD: I've one thing to say and that's damit, Janet, I love you JANET: Ooh BRAD: Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker JANET: Ohh BRAD: There's three ways that love can grow

    That's good...

JANET: Oh..oh…oh BRAD: bad or… JANET: Oh BRAD: …mediocre

    Oh-Janet, I love you so

JANET: Oh. Oh! It's nicer than Betty Munroe had. MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Oh Brad JANET: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Oh Brad JANET: That you've met Mom and you know Dad WHOLE FAMILY: Oh Brad JANET: I've one thing to say and that's

     Brad, I'm mad-for you too
     Oh Brad

BRAD: Oh Dammit JANET: I'm mad… BRAD: Oh, Janet JANET: For you BRAD: I love you too-oo-oo BRAD and JANET: There's one thing left to do-ah-ohh BRAD: And that's go see the man who began it FAMILY: Janet BRAD: When we met in his science exam-it FAMILY: Janet BRAD: Made me give you the eye and then panic FAMILY: Janet BRAD: I've got one thing to say, and that's

    Dammit, Janet, I love you
    Dammit, Janet

JANET: Oh Brad, I'm mad BRAD: Dammit, Janet BOTH: I love you

                      OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE

JANET: In the velvet darkness

     Of the blackest night
     Burning bright-there's a guiding star
     No matter what or who you are

BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Over at the Frankenstein Place BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Burning in the fireplace BRAD and JANET: There's a light…a light in the darkness

     Of everybody's life

RIFF: The darkness must go

    Down the river of nights dreaming
    Flow morphia slow let the sun and light
    Come streaming into my life
    Into my life

BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Over at the Frankenstein place BRAD and JANET: There's a light PHANTOM VOICES: Burning in the fireplace

              There's a light...a light

BRAD and JANET: In the darkness of everybody's life

                                TIME WARP

RIFF: It's astounding. Time is fleeting

    Madness takes its toll

MAGENTA: Ahh RIFF: But listen closely MAGENTA: Not for very much longer RIFF: I've got to keep control

    I remember doing the Time Warp
    Drinking those moments when
    The blackness would hit me

RIFF and MAGENTA: And the void would be calling GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again

      Let's do the Time Warp again

NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left GUESTS: And then a step to the right NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight

      But it's the pelvic thrust
      They really drive you insane
      Let's do the Time Warp again
      Let's do the Time Warp again

MAGENTA: It's so dreamy-Oh, fantasy free me

       So you can't see me-no, not at all
       In another dimension-with voyeuristic intention
       Well secluded I see all

RIFF: With a bit of a mind flip MAGENTA: You're in to the time slip RIFF: And nothing can ever be the same MAGENTA: You're spaced out on sensation RIFF: Like you're under sedation GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again

      Let's do the Time Warp again

COLUMBIA: Well I was walking down the street

        Just having a think
        When a snake of a guy
        Gave me an evil wink
        He shook me up, it took me by surprise
        He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes
        He stared at me and I felt a change
        Time meant nothing-never would again

GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again

      Let's do the Time Warp again

NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left GUESTS: And then a step to the right NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight

      But it's the pelvic thrust
      It'll really drive you insane

NARRATOR and GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again

                   Let's do the Time Warp again

COLUMBIA (dancing): Ah!

                  Oh Oh!
                  Ahhh!

GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again

      Let's do the Time Warp again

NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left GUESTS: And then a step to the right NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight

      But it's the pelvic thrust
      They really drive you insane

NARRATOR and GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again

                   Let's do the Time Warp again
                            SWEET TRANSVESTITE

FRANK: How d' you do

     I see you've met my faithful handyman
     He's a little brought down
     Because when you knocked
     He thought you were the candyman
     Don't get strung out by the way I look
     Don't judge a book by its cover
     I'm not much of a man
     By the light of day
     But by night I'm one hell of a lover
     I'm just a sweet transvestite
     From Transexual
     Trasylvania
     Ah, ha
     Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
     You look like you're both pretty groovy
     Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
     We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home.

    Could we use your phone?
    We're both in a bit of a hurry.

JANET: Right BRAD: We'll just say where we are

    Then go back to the car
    We don't want to be any worry.

FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat

     Well how about that
     Well babies don't you panic
     By the light of the night
     It'll all seem alright
     I'll get you a satanic mechanic
     I'm just a sweet transvestite
     From Transexual Transylvania
     Ha ha.
     Why don'tcha stay for the night?

RIFF: Night FRANK: Or maybe a bite COLUMBIA: Bite FRANK: I could show you my favorite obsession

     I've been making a man
     With blond hair and a tan
     And he's good for relieving my tension
     I'm just a sweet transvestite
     From Transexual Transylvania
     I'm just a sweet transvestite- hip hip

GUESTS: Sweet transvestite FRANK: From Transexual ALL: Transylvania…Ha ha FRANK: So come up to the lab

     And see what's on the slab
     I see you shiver with antici....pation
     But maybe the rain
     Is really to blame
     So I'll remove the cause-
     But not the symptom
   THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES

ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head

     And I've got the feeling someone's
     Going to be cutting the thread

RIFF: Oh! ROCKY: Oh woe is me-my life is a misery

     Oh can't you see that I'm at the start
     Of a pretty big downer
     I woke up this morning with a start when
     I fell out of bed

GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: And left from my dreaming was a feeling

     Of unnamable dread

GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: My high is low-I'm dressed up with no place to go

     And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

GUESTS: Sha la la la

      That ain't no crime

ROCKY: Oh no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la

      That ain't no crime

ROCKY: No no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la

      That ain't no crime

ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: Oh woe is me-my life is a mystery

     And can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

FRANK: Oh…oh…oh GUESTS: Sha la la la

      That ain't no crime

ALL: Sha la la la GUESTS: That ain't no crime ROCKY: No no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la

      That ain't no crime

ROCKY: No no no no GUESTS: Sha la la la

      That ain't no crime

ROCKY: No. No

                            CHARLES ATLAS SONG

FRANK: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds

     Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground
     And soon in the gym
     With a determined chin
     The sweat from his pores
     As he works for his cause
     Will make him glisten and gleam
     And with massage and just a little bit of steam
     He'll be pink and quite clean
     He'll be a strong man
     Oh, honey-

GUESTS: But the wrong man FRANK: He'll eat nutritous high protein

     And swallow raw eggs
     Try to build up his shoulders
     His chest, arms and legs
     Such an effort
     If he only knew of my plan
     In just seven days

ALL: I can make you a man FRANK: He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

     Do the snatch, clean and jerk
     He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work
     Such strenuous living I just don't understand
     When in just seven days-oh baby
     I can make you a man
                   WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT

EDDIE: Whatever happened to Saturday night

     When you dressed up sharp and
     You felt all right
     It don't seem the same since cosmic light
     Came into my life and I thought
     I was divine
     I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
     And listen to the music on the radio
     A saxophone was blowing on a
     Rock and roll show
     And we climbed in the back seat
     And we really had a good time

ALL: Hot Patootie bless my soul

   I really love that rock and roll

EDDIE and GUESTS: Hot patootie bless my soul

                I really love that rock and roll
                (Repeat three times.)

EDDIE: My head used to swim

     From the perfume I smelled
     My hands kind of fumbled with
     Her white plastic belt
     I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and
     That's when I'd melt
     And she whispered in my ear
     Tonight she really was mine
     Get back in front and put some hair oil on
     Buddy Holly was singing his
     Very last song
     With your arm around your girl
     You tried to sing along
     It felt pretty good, whooo-really had
     A good time

ALL: Hot patootie bless my soul

   I really love that rock and roll
   (Repeat.)
                        CHARLES ATLAS SONG REPRISE

FRANK: But a deltoid and a bicep

     A hot groin and a tricep
     Makes me-ooooh-shake
     Makes me want to take
     Charles Atlas by the hand

FRANK and ALL: In just seven days-oh baby

             I can make you a man

FRANK: I don't want no dissension

     Just dynamic tension

JANET: I'm a muscle fan FRANK and GUESTS: In just seven days

                I can make you a man

FRANK: Dig it if you can GUESTS: In just seven days

      I can make you a man
                     TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME

JANET: I was feeling done in

     Couldn't win
     I'd only ever kissed before

COLUMBIA: You mean she's a- MAGENTA: Uh huh JANET: I thought there's no use getting

     Into heavy petting
     It only leads to trouble
     And seat wetting
     Now all I want to know
     Is how to go
     I've tasted blood and I want more

COLUMBIA and MAGENTA: More, more, more! JANET: I'll put up no resistance

     I want to stay the distance
     I've got an itch to scratch
     I need assistance
     Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
     I want to be dirty
     Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
     Creature of the night
     Then if anything grows
     While you pose
     I'll oil you up and drop you down

MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Down down down JANET: And that's just one small fraction

     Of the main attraction
     You need a friendly hand
     Oh, I need action
     Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
     I wanna be dirty
     Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
     Creature of the night

COLUMBIA: Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me MAGENTA: I want to be dirty COLUMBIA: Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me MAGENTA: Creature of the night JANET: Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

     I wanna be dirty
     Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
     Creature of the night

RIFF: Creature of the night BRAD: Creature of the night FRANK: Creature of the night MAGENTA: Creature of the night RIFF: Creature of the night COLUMBIA: Creature of the night ROCKY: Creature of the night JANET: Creature of the night…oh…

                              EDDIE'S TEDDY

SCOTT: From the day he was born, he was trouble

     He was the thorn in his mutter's side
     She tried in vain

NARRATOR: But he never caused her nothing but shame SCOTT: He left home the day she died

     From the day she was gone
     All he wanted
     Was rock and roll porn und a motor bike
     Shooting up junk

NARRATOR: He was a low-down cheap little punk SCOTT: Taking everyone for a ride DR. SCOTT and ALL: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

                 You knew he was a no good kid
                 When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife

FRANK: What a guy JANET: Makes you cry SCOTT: Und I did COLUMBIA: Everybody shoved him

        I very nearly loved him
        I said, 'Hey, listen to me
        Stay sane inside insanity'
        But he locked the door and threw away they key

SCOTT: But he must have been drawn

         In to something
         Making him warn me in a note which reads

ALL: What's it say? What's it say? EDDIE'S VOICE: I'm out of my head

             Oh, hurry or I may be dead
             They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
             Yaaaow

ALL: (Repeat chorus) FRANK: What a guy. JANET: Makes you cry SCOTT: Und I did ALL: (Repeat chorus) FRANK: What…a guy ALL: Woe woe woe JANET: Makes you cry ALL: Hey hey hey SCOTT: Und I did ALL: Eddie!

                           PLANET SHMANET JANET

FRANK: I'll tell you once

     I won't tell you twice
     You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
     Your apple pie
     Don't taste too nice
     You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
     I've laid the seed
     It should be all you need
     You're as sensual
     As a pencil
     Wound up like an 'E' or first string
     When we make it
     Did ya hear a bell ring?
     Y' got a block
     Take my advice
     You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
     The transducer
     Will seduce yah

FRANK: Planet, shmanet, Janet!

     You'd better wise up-Janet Weiss
     You'd better wise up
     Build your thighs up
     You better wise up.

FRANK: Don't get hot and flustered

     Use a bit of mustard

BRAD: You're a hot dog

    But you'd better not try to hurt her
    Frank Furter

SCOTT: You're a hot dog

         But you'd better not try to hurt her
         Frank Furter

JANET: You're a hot dog….

                            ROSE TINT MY WORLD

COLUMBIA: It was great

        When it all began
        I was a regular Frankie fan
        But it was over when he had the plan
        To start working on a muscle-man
        Now the only thing that gives me hope
        Is my love of a certain dope
        Rose tints my world keeps me
        Safe from my trouble and pain

ROCKY: I'm just seven hours old

     Truly beautiful to behold
     I wish sombody should be told
     My libido hasn't been controlled
     Now the only thing I've come to trust
     Is an orgasmic rush of lust
     Rose tints my world keeps me
     Safe from my trouble and pain

BRAD: It's beyond me

    Help me, Mommy
    I'll be good you'll see
    Take this dream away
    What's this, let's see
    I feel sexy
    What's come over me. Whoa-
    Here it comes again

JANET: Oh I-I feel released

     Bad times deceased
     My confidence has increased
     Reality is here
     The game has been disbanded
     My mind has been expanded
     It's a gas that Frankie's landed
     His lust is so sincere

FRANK: What ever happened to Fay Wray?

     That delicate satin-draped frame
     As it clung to her thigh
     How I started to cry
     'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
     Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
     Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
     Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
     And sensual daydreams to treasure forever-
     Can't you just see it. Oh, oh, hooo. Oh
     Don't dream it. Be it
     Don't dream it. Be it
     Don't dream it. Be it
     Don't dream it. Be it

ALL: Don't dream it. be it

   (Repeat four times.)

SCOTT: Ach, we've got to get out of this trap

     Before this decadence saps our wills
     I've got to be strong and try to hang on
     Or else my mind may well snap
     Und my life will be lived for the thrill

BRAD: It's beyond me

    Help me, Mommy

JANET: God bless Lili St. Cyr. FRANK: My my my my my my my my…

     I'm a wild and an untamed thing
     I'm a bee with a deadly sting
     You gotta hit, and your mind goes ping
     You're heart'll thump and your blood will sing
     So let the party and sounds rock on
     We're gonna shake it 'til the life has gone
     Rose tint my world
     Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

ALL: We're wild and untamed things

   We're bees with a deadly sting
   You gotta hit and your mind goes ping
   Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing
   So let the party and sounds rock on
   We're gonna shake you 'til the life has gone...
   Rose tint my world
   Keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
   (Repeat)
                              I'M GOING HOME

RIFF: Frank-N-Furter

    It's all over
    Your mission is a failure
    Your life style's too extreme
    I'm your new commander
    You now are my prisoner
    We return to Transylvania
    Prepare the transit beam

FRANK: Wait. I can explain-

     On the day I went away

GUESTS: Good-bye FRANK: Was all I had to say COLUMBIA and GUESTS: Now I…I FRANK: I want to come again and stay GUESTS: Oh my, my FRANK: Smile and that will mean I may

     'Cause I've seen-oh-blue skies
     Through the tears in my eyes
     And I realize I'm going home

GUESTS: I'm going home FRANK: Everywhere it's been the same GUESTS: Feeling FRANK: Like I'm outside in the rain GUESTS: Wheeling FRANK: Free to try and find a game GUESTS: Dealing FRANK: Cards for sorrow, cards for pain

     'Cause I've seen-oh-blue skies
     Through the tears in my eyes
     And I realize-I'm going home

FRANK and GUESTS: I'm going home

                I'm going home
                               SUPER HEROES

BRAD: I've done a lot

    God knows I've tried
    To find the truth
    I've even lied
    But all I know
    Is down inside

ALL: I'm bleeding JANET: And super heroes

     Come to feast
     To taste the flesh
     Not yet deceased
     And all I know
     Is still the beast

ALL: Is feeding NARRATOR: And crawling on the planet's face

        Some insects called the human race
        Lost in time
        And lost in space

ALL: And meaning

                        SCIENCE FICTION (REPRISE)

Science fiction-double feature Frank has built and lost his creature Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet The servants gone to a distant planet Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh At the late night double-feature, picture show I want to go- oh oh To the late night double-feature picture show

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