The Smallification Wars–Where Will It End? by Jerry Weichbrodt
In the beginning there was ARC, and then there were PKARC, LHARC, DWC, PAK, ARJ, PKZIP, …. We all found ourselves combing the boards just trying to find the archiver to un-xxx (fill in your favorite archive suffix above) that terrific new utility we just downloaded from Joe Blow's BBS. Of course most of these folks wanted money for their latest-and-greatest (for this week anyway) archiver, so we walked around with guilt-ridden souls if we hadn't invested the customary $500 in archivers for all occasions. After all, the archiver of choice for a particular set of files really does depend on the phase of the moon, the 10.7 cm solar flux, the barometric pressure, and your horoscope, doesn't it?
Ok, I guess I had myself all reconciled to this state of affairs. After all, everybody wants to make a buck, so the invention of the 1,850th iteration of the mouse trap is just the American way. And then … there was PKZIP version 2.04C. And then there was PKZIP version 2.04E. And then there was PKZIP version 2.04G. And then …. Well, I thought it would be fun to contemplate just where it might all wind up. Try this on for size, if you would:
PRESS RELEASE
PKZIP VERSION 2.04Z
THE ULTIMATE IN COMPRESSION SOFTWARE
Features:
- Multiple archives in one cluster: Why waste an entire
512, 1024, or up to 4096 bytes on one single file.
PKZIP 2.04Z packs multiple zip-files into one cluster
with PKWARE's new ZleepingBag (TM) technology, the
best way ever to bag your zip-files.
-New Something-to-Nothing File Fractionalization (SNUFF)
compression algorithm reduces entire archive into one
VERY informative byte*.
-New -gbg (garble-but-good) option generates random passwords
for encrypted archives. Nobody, but nobody, will be able
to break into your secure data. Just try to unzip the
file yourself, and see how well it works!!
-New PKSFD option for creating self-deleting archives.
This takes the "This tape will self-destruct in five
seconds" concept one step further, applying it to the
space-age realm of computers.
-New -dm (delete-before-move) option deletes files from
disk and then moves them to the archive. This ensures
that archived files take up the smallest possible space
(zero bytes).
With this host of new options, can you afford to be without PKZIP version 2.04Z! Order your copy today and unclutter your hard drive with PKWARE's new PKUHDR (PK Unconditional Hard Disk Reformat) utility, included as a special bonus.
*Note: The new SNUFF algorithm is available in PKZIP but is not supported in PKUNZIP. It is intended to be analogous with the popular WOM (Write-Only-Memory) integrated circuit chip.
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I'm going to order my copy today. How about you? {RAH}
Jerry Weichbrodt is an electrical engineer with General Motors in Milford, Michigan. He's also a new father, so a sense of humor is particularly important to him. His Internet address is: jerry.weichbrodt@semsog.com