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                     Testing The Tosser
                 (Sung to Waltzing Matilda)
                                                  -- Dr. Mabuse, d.o.a.

Once a mighty SysOp changed his tosser for more speed. He had duly registered with program fees * Then he tossed and he read that the messages were lost in space. "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"

  Testing the tosser, Testing the tosser
  "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"
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  "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"

Then the frazzled SysOp checked and then re-checked his feeds. "I hope it'll work this time," said he. * But when he tossed S&M into CHESS he was cut instantly. "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"

  (chorus)

Poof went the node number, SysOp couldn't take the heat. Deleted every program from Drive C:. * But his ghost may be heard as you read the echos in the nets. "Please come a-testing the tosser with me!"

  (chorus)

Enjoy.