From: N7400 U190 (Prydain) To: All Subject: Here it is… <Ducking>
Ok here it is….
Always a Herald (Sung to "Always a Woman" by Billy Joel)
New Lyrics by Silverwolf Moonshadow
He can call you in court And bring tears to your eyes He can lose your device In his casual files And he only will read What is in Heraldese
He draws like a child, But he's always a herald to me….
He will check your device He can pass you or fail you You can show him your proof But he'll never believe you And he'll take your four copies Along with his fee..
Yeah he charges too much But he's always a herald to me..
<Chorus> Oh he takes care of your name It can wait if he wants He is always behind Oh and he never gives out He just keeps taking in And gets further behind
And he'll summon you forth In front of the kingdom Then he'll vocally praise you And smile while your kneeling But he'll shout out your name Just as wrong as can be
Blame it all on the scribe Cuz' he's always a herald to me
<Hum Chorus>
He's frequntly loud And he's seldomly clear He cries poorly at Pennsic For he's full of cheap beer And he can't be retired He does it for free
And the most he will do Is shout O'yez at you But he's always a herald to me….
<Repeat Chorus> <Hum Chorus>
What do you think?? Should i hang up my chances of passing a device for the next few years?? Should i put away the Pursuivant's Handbook and take up fighting to defend myself???
Silverwolf Moonshadow….Bowing deeply
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