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Msg#: 314 Rec'd Date: 03-10-94 06:28 From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark: Subj: The Subject Of Religious
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TO ALL THOSE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED...BUGGER OFF! YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO READ THIS, DO YOU?
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED
Dad: There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddhists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those who follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics, Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on- You're a Catholic the moment Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate.
CHILD:
Let the heathen spill theirs, On the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for, Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood.
MUM:[mom]
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
MEN NEIGHBOURS:
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great,
WOMEN NEIGHBOURS:
If a sperm is wasted,
CHILDREN:
God gets quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred,
BRIDE & GROOM:
Every sperm is good,
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed,
CARDINALS:
In your neighbourhood.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful, Every sperm is fine,
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's,
FIRST MOURNER:
Mine!
LADY MOURNER:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain,
STATUTES:
God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYBODY:
Every sperm is sacred, Every spern is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate.
COMPOSER: DAVID HOWMAN/ ANDRE JAQUEMIN AUTHORS: MICHAEL PALIN/ TERRY JONES
FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD. (1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
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