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Msg#: 314             Rec'd                        Date: 03-10-94  06:28
From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303*                    Read: Yes    Replied: No 
  To: All @1:124/3114*4                            Mark:                     
Subj: The Subject Of Religious

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         TO ALL THOSE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED...BUGGER OFF!
          YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO READ THIS, DO YOU?

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

Dad: There are Jews in the world,

   There are Buddhists,
   There are Hindus and Mormons
   and then,
   There are those who follow
   Mohammed,
   But I've never been one of them...

   I'm a Roman Catholic,
   And have been since before
   I was born,
   And the one thing they say
   about Catholics,
   Is they'll take you as soon as
   you're warm...

   You don't have to be a six-footer,
   You don't have to have a
   great brain,
   You don't have to have any
   clothes on-
   You're a Catholic the moment
   Dad came...

   Because...

   Every sperm is sacred,
   Every sperm is great,
   If a sperm is wasted,
   God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:

   Every sperm is sacred,
   Every sperm is great,
   If a sperm gets wasted,
   God gets quite irate.

CHILD:

   Let the heathen spill theirs,
   On the dusty ground,
   God shall make them pay for,
   Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:

   Every sperm is wanted,
   Every sperm is good,
   Every sperm is needed,
   In your neighbourhood.

MUM:[mom]

   Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
   Spill theirs just anywhere,
   But God loves those who treat their
   Semen with more care.

MEN NEIGHBOURS:

   Every sperm is sacred,
   Every sperm is great,

WOMEN NEIGHBOURS:

   If a sperm is wasted,

CHILDREN:

   God gets quite irate.

PRIEST:

   Every sperm is sacred,

BRIDE & GROOM:

   Every sperm is good,

NANNIES:

   Every sperm is needed,

CARDINALS:

   In your neighbourhood.

CHILDREN:

   Every sperm is useful,
   Every sperm is fine,

FUNERAL CORTEGE:

   God needs everybody's,

FIRST MOURNER:

   Mine!

LADY MOURNER:

   And mine!

CORPSE:

   And mine!

NUN:

   Let the Pagan spill theirs,
   O'er mountain, hill and plain,

STATUTES:

   God shall strike them down for
   Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYBODY:

   Every sperm is sacred,
   Every spern is good,
   Every sperm is needed,
   In your neighbourhood.

   Every sperm is sacred,
   Every sperm is great,
   If a sperm gets wasted,
   God gets quite irate.

COMPOSER: DAVID HOWMAN/ ANDRE JAQUEMIN AUTHORS: MICHAEL PALIN/ TERRY JONES

FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD. (1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.

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