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Msg#: 192             Rec'd                        Date: 02-23-94  23:43
From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303*                    Read: Yes    Replied: No 
  To: All @1:124/3114*4                            Mark:                     
Subj: Days and Knights of Monty

ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ YET ANOTHER RUN THROUGH BY THE LEGENDARY ART OF MONTY PYTHON…

Or a reasonable facsimilie…

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE (CAMELOT SONG)

We're Knights of the Round Table We'll dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table, Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable.

We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphram al…o…o…o…t.

In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests, we sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable.

It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram* a lot.

COMPOSER: NEIL INNES AUTHORS: GRAHAM CHAPMAN/JOHN CLEESE

FROM MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989) KAY-GEE-BEE LTD. (1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.

*For those who don't know what a pram is, it's a kind of baby carriage with a hood and big spoked wheels…for…babies…right? HEY! Don't look at me like that! They've got all the right to know what a pram is! You don't think they'd mistake it for a kind of rat or toad or…toilet or something?! Stop that! Knock if ooofff! THAT'S IT! NOW YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT…

WE REGRET TO INFORM THAT THE LAST OF THIS MESSAGE WAS CUT OFF FOR VIOLENT REASONS.

NEXT… THE ISSUE OF RELIGIOUS SPERM (WITH APOLOGIES TO THE MODERATOR)

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