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Numb: 1 Subj: Begin From: SINBAD SAILOR Date: TUE JAN 29 10:12:59 PM

Post about the awesum new sport, luding!

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Numb: 2 Subj: TRIPLE LUDE LASH From: MAD CANADIAN Date: WED JAN 30 3:10:17 PM

ok.  this is what happens when one gets triple lude lash.
	     lude pole
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caption: I'd rather be dead. \

M.C. Thought Police

Numb: 3 Subj: WHAT THE H*LL From: CHRIS OSTERTAG Date: THU JAN 31 3:22:29 PM

JUST WHAT THE HELL IS LUDING ANYWAY? I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS YOUR TALKING ABOUT.

THANX
   YOURS TRULY

CHRIS OSTERTAG

Numb: 4 Subj: LUDING?! From: BUNNY HOPSALOT Date: THU JAN 31 5:17:26 PM

"PEOPLE ON LUDES SHOULD NOT DRIVE!!!!"

PLEASE EXUSE MY IGNORANCE, BUT JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS "LUDING"??????????? HOW DOES WHEN KNOW WHEN AND IF THEY ARE "LUDING"??? DOES THIS HAVE ANY EFFECT ON MENTAL STATUS (IE. FALLING GRADES, TRIPS TO A THERAPIST????)….. "WELL GERTIE, IT SEEMS I HEARD GINNY SAYING YESTERDAY THAT YOUR GRANDSON IS A "LUDER"……. IS THERE A PLACE WHERE ALL THE "LUDERS" HANG OUT…. IS IT A MOVEMENT????? DO YOU HAVE DRESS CODES THAT IDENTIFY YOU TO ONE ANOTHER??????? DO YOU ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT?????? IS THERE A SECRET MEMBERSHIP??????? DO YOU HAVE A LEADER????? "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" (SLAP!! THANX, I NEEDED THAT!!!!!!!!!!)

(ALL OF A SUDDEN, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, A LARGE SHOE COMES DOWN AND SMASHES BUNNY AS SHE IS TYPING……………)

"SORRY, BUT SHE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES……. LITTLE TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PLEASE EXCUSE ALL THIS SILLINESS…..

	  bunny hopsalot!
   bunny/T.A.N.C.

Numb: 5 Subj: (Awesomeness Urban Sports) From: CAPTAIN VIDEO Date: THU JAN 31 7:35:00 PM

Well, so my motherboard fried…TEAM is sitting on their asses about it, but oh well….As soon as I get up again, I'll be the most awesome PHREE BBS in the cities! (6megs/1200/300/24hours/7days/incredlby awesome (G)-files)

612/377-7747 <when I get a new motherboard….>

-Cappie <ludemobile driver/e-meter watcher/Mr. "touch 'n Fry">

Numb: 6 Subj: lude-weirdness From: RIFF RAFF Date: FRI FEB 1 1:07:35 PM

"i am going to lude southdale", he says holding his head high and gazing some- where over the horizon…

"no, please, don't do it", she cries, "you're young and have such a promising future, why must you flirt with disaster like that?…."

deep down inside he knew he had to do it… there was no real choice. but he was torn between the two great loves. there was she, crying at his knees, and there was the all-consuming passion for luding burning deep within him….

[to be continued by anyone who wants]

Numb: 7 Subj: Lude weirdness cont. From: LATIN APPLER Date: FRI FEB 1 2:21:48 PM

……and as she clings to his pant leg, he looks endlessly into the sky, to him its challenging, to her its dangerous. When he looks at the rope that cries for him, and also at the woman of his life, he ask's himself, "is it worth it, falling to an endless death"? But he also looks at the other side, it is a glory that no other man could feel. Just then he decides, he goes for the rope, he pushes her aside, and walks toward the giant that touches the clouds. As he is ready to grab the rope, his only love screams……..?

<cont. by next person>

The
  Latin
     Appler

-MPG-

Numb: 8 Subj: cont. cont. From: FENRIS ULF Date: FRI FEB 1 7:37:08 PM

"No…No…I'm…I'm …How can I tell you this…A little luder is on the way…What if the Southdale anti-lude squad was to kill you what would I do?" He then pauses….thinking…glancing at the top of the pole…looking at her he

     [Cont. Next]
  Fenris Ulf

Numb: 9 Subj: wierd cont. From: THE INCIDER Date: FRI FEB 1 7:50:52 PM

…he wavers for a moment, thinking of sherking his resposibility. Then he know what meus be done, he must lude Southdale, its in his destiny. He bravely grabs the lude rope screaming that he must be King of the luders. As he is abou to break the reacord on one of the most dangerous ludes ever he hears a scream. It's the lady he longs to be near the rest of his life. Upon hearing this scream he looks up and sees…..

			 someone elses turn...
	The
	 Incider

Numb: 10 Subj: When? From: MAD CANADIAN Date: MON FEB 4 4:09:49 PM

ok.  When is the next time that we are going luding, or the next time that

there is a rematch between Latin Appler and I? heh heh. oh well, just had to ask….

M.C. Thought Police

Numb: 11 Subj: CONT. AND ONWARD…. From: RIFF RAFF Date: TUE FEB 5 8:38:28 AM

AS HIS FEET LEAVE THE CONCRETE EDGE OF THE SOUTHDALE LUDITORIUM, HE REALIZES HIS HORRIBLE MISTAKE! COULD IT BE TRUE THAT HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 'SWISH- SWISH' OF LITTLE LUDERS AROUND THE HOUSE (ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT GONAL STRADDLE BACK IN '82!)

IN ONE LAST DESPERATE DISPLAY OF SELF-CONTROL, HE LASHES HIS ARM (THE ONE NOT IN THE OFFICIAL AIR-FORCE 'WILD BILL' DEATH GRIP) AROUNG THE LUDE-PIN AND PULLS HIMSELF AGAINST THE 'TOWER OF POWER'. THERE, HEARING HER WEEPING OVER THE HOWL OF THE WIND, HE TRIES TO PULL HIMSELF UPWARD, FINGERS CLAWING THE CONCRETE RETAINING WALL, FINGER- NAILS PEELING BACK LIKE WET DECALS, BUT HE COULDN'T LUDE, NOT NOW, NOT LIKE THIS….

       [UH, HUH...]

Numb: 12 Subj: LUDING SUPPLIES From: ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX Date: TUE FEB 5 10:01:43 PM

THE FOLLOWING LUDING SUPPLIES ARE AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL LUDING CENTER:

LUDING GLOVES; SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO WITHSTAND THE STRESS. LUDING FLAGS; WAVE YOUR COLORS AS YOU BRAVE THE POLE. LUDING SHIRTS; LET THE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR SOCIETY. LUDING ROPES; SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO PROVIDE THAT EXTRA LASH YOU NEED. LUDING POLES; FIBERGLASS WONDERS THAT GIVE A NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "LASH". LUDING PADS; PROTECT THE LITTLE ONES FROM GRAVEL GRINDS, PIN BIFFS, AND OTHER

       HAZARDS.

ORDER BY MAIL FROM:

AWESOME DUDES, INC. 2269 LUDE WAY MPLS MN 26969

Numb: 13 Subj: LUDING From: FENRIS ULF Date: WED FEB 6 7:20:12 PM

So what is the story on luding this weekend?

	   Fenris Ulf

Numb: 14 Subj: [$$$] From: CAPTAIN VIDEO Date: WED FEB 6 11:21:32 PM

Let's do it…been a while for me, but we shoud go again…that way I could pay the store & you guyz who need $$$ in your drug fund…oh well…you know where the LOG is at [1200 now.] 3777747,callnow, etc…get well s@@n john and I might dump my corvus for a sider so I can go ProDOS…did that disk come in yet? I still gotta call FirstTech about my ][+, but see ya tomorrow if you're feelin' any better….gotta rest up for luding this weekend….just remember that the awesome black machine [my "car", the ludemobile, needs plates/insurance/etc. so I can't provide mobility…] kbye, l8er, etc……keep on functioning…

-Cappie [Twirling cursors at 1200 is acceptable, but not overly k@@l…it does ok…]

Numb: 15 Subj: THIS WEEKEND! From: RIFF RAFF Date: THU FEB 7 6:42:14 PM

WELL, DUE TO THE WEATHER WARMING UP TO 0 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND, WE ARE ORGANIZING THE WORLDS FIRST LUDE POLE TREASURE HUNT. THIS WILL INVOLVE SCOURING THE 5 STATE REGION FOR THE MOST AWESOME LUDE POLE AROUND!

WELL, ANYONE WHO CAN DRIVE IS INVITED TO CRUISE THE LUDE LAND. FIRST PRIZE FOR THE MOST AWESOME LUDE POLE IS A OCTOBER 1983 ISSUE OF NIBBLE MAGAZINE (THANKS TO LATIN APPLER).

IT WILL BE THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, MEETING AT THE MINNEHAHA FALLS AT 9 PM. POSSIBLY WE WILL LUDE THE WINNING POLE THAT VERY NIGHT. CONTEST IS BASED ON LUDE POLE HEIGTH, WIDTH, LASHNESS, ROPE ALREADY CLAIMS THE FORD, SOUTHDALE, AND V.A. LUDITORIUMS!

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

	 --R. RAFF

Numb: 16 Subj: BUT… From: ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX Date: THU FEB 7 8:44:32 PM

ANYONE WHO CAN FIND A LUDE POLE THAT IS BETTER THAN V.A. SHOULD WIN *TWO* NIBBLE MAGAZINES… I PROBABLY HAVE ONE FROM 1982 OR THEREABOUTS…

SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE CAN FIND SUCH A POLE, I THINK THEY DESERVE A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "I FOUND THE AWESOME LUDE POLE" OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. MAYBE THE FIRST Lude CREW T-SHIRT OR A PAIR OF LUDE GLOVES.

-LAT0R….. ZB/MPG!



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