Ä Area: MONTY PYTHON ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
Msg#: 100 Rec'd Date: 02-17-94 06:15 From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No To: Aall @1:124/3114*4 Mark: Subj: ANOTHER PYTHON IN THE BUS
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ SO'S TO ALL OF YOU, WHEREVER YOU ARE, HERE'S ANOTHER LOVELY SELECTION FROM OUR GOOD FRIEND…BRUCE!
ERIC THE HALF A BEE
Intro:Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader…
O.L: A-one, two, A-one two three four
(Piano-Introductory flourish)
Lead: (Sings to Piano Acompaniment)
Half a bee, philisophically, Must ipso facto half not be. But half a bee, has got to be, Vis a vis its entity.
- D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee, When half the bee is not a bee, Due to some ancient injury.
- Singing!…
All sing:
La di di, one two three, Eric the Half a Bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the Half a Bee.
Lead:
Is this wretched demi-bee, Half asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie?
All shout: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All sing:
Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee, Eric the Half a Bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the Half a Bee.
Lead:
I love this hive employ-ee-ee, Bisected accidentally. One summer afternoon by me, I love him, carnally.
All sing:He loves him carnally…
Lead:
Semi-carnally. (Speaks) The End.
Voice: Cyril Connally?
Lead: No, semi-carnally.
Voice: Oh.
All sing: (Quietly)
Cyril Connally (Ends with Elaborate Whistle)
COMPSER: ERIC IDLE AUTHOR: ERIC IDLE/JOHN CLEESE
FROM MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD. (1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
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