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Msg#: 86 Rec'd Date: 02-16-94 19:04 From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark: Subj: Monty songs
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Okay. Isee from my databanks the Lumberjack song has been posted. Great, save me time. Heeeerrre's….
BRUCES' PHILOSOPHERS SONG
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Hiedeggar was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist, Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato thay say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed.
COMPOSER: Eric Idle AUTHOR: Eric Idle
FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989)-KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
There. Now was that so bad?
-The Hiker Phreak -Another drunken fart
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