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From: raymondc@microsoft.com (Raymond Chen) Date: 15 Mar 93 21:30:37 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons Subject: [numnum] Homer's Mmmmm…s and other misc stuff

Assorted lists and quizzes

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Num Num

Match the following lines to the appropriate episode.

% Mmm… Barbecue % Mmm… Beer % Mmm… Burger % Mmm… Chocolate % Mmm… Chocolate % Mmm… Chocolate (thrice) % Mmm… Crumbled-up cookie things % Mmm… Donuts % Mmm… Duff beer % Mmm… Fattening % Mmm… Grapefruit % Mmm… Hog fat % Mmm… Horse doovers % Mmm… Macamadamia nuts % Mmm… Marshmallows % Mmm… Money % Mmm… Organized crime % Mmm… Pancakes % Mmm… Pancakes % Mmm… Potato chips % Mmm… Purple % Mmm… Salty % Mmm… Shrimp % Mmm… Snouts % Mmm… Soylent Green % Mmm… Spaghetti % Mmm… Sprinkles % Mmm… Strained peas % Mmm… The land of chocolate

Barbecue: When Flanders Failed [7f23]

              Homer watches the Flanderses' cookout.

Beer: Lisa's Pony [8f06]

              Homer is about to buy Lisa's reed but sees Moe's Tavern.

Burger: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie [9f03]

              Homer thinks of Warren Burger.

Chocolate: [?]

              Homer is strangling Bart but is distracted by a donut.

Chocolate: Krusty Gets Busted [7g12]

              Homer buys ice cream at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Chocolate (thrice): Radio Bart [8f11]

              Homer is about to dig into some Neopolitan ice cream.

Crumbled-up cookie things: Lisa the Greek [8f12]

              Homer imagines ice cream with all the fixin's.

Donuts: Homer at the Bat [8f13]

              Homer sees donuts being delivered.

Duff beer: Dan Castellaneta interview [KROQ 1993-Mar-02]

	Phone answering message.

Fattening: Homer the Heretic [9f01]

              Homer enjoys an out-of-this-world moon waffle.

Grapefruit: Brother from the Same Planet [9f12]

              Bart shoves a grapefruit in Homer's face.

Hog fat: Lisa's First Words [9f08]

	Homer learns of the factory next door.

Horse doovers: War of the Simpsons [7f20]

              Homer admires Marge's party snacks.

Macamadamia nuts: Bart's Dog Gets an F [7f14]

              Homer tries a free sample cookie.

Marshmallows: There's No Disgrace Like Home [7g04]

              Homer admires the picnic gelatin dessert.

Money: Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington [8f01]

              Homer drools on the money printing press.

Organized crime: Last Exit to Springfield [8f15]

	Homer considers life as a union boss.

Pancakes: Blood Feud [7f22]

              Homer has pancakes for breakfast.

Pancakes: Stark Raving Dad [7f24]

              Homer has pancakes for breakfast at the asylum.

Potato chips: Homer at the Bat [8f13]

              Homer imagines chowing down on chips.

Purple: Homer Defined [8f04]

              Homer enjoys a donut at work.

Salty: Lisa's Pony [8f06]

              Homer swipes a beef jerky from the Kwik-E-Mart.

Shrimp: New Kid on the Block [9F06]

              Homer reacts to Marge's thinking that she's allergic to shrimp.

Snouts: Dog of Death [8f17]

              Homer learns what goes into dog food.

Soylent Green: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie [9f03]

              Homer hears someone ordering a Soylent Green.

Spaghetti: Treehouse of Horror II [8f02]

              Lisa reminds Homer of the school all-you-can-eat dinner.

Sprinkles: Treehouse of Horror II [8f02]

              Robo-Homer enjoys a donut.

Strained peas: Homer Alone [8f14]

              Homer enjoys Maggie's food.

The land of chocolate: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk [8f09]

              Homer dwells on the phrase.
Counting Digits

[7G07] Jimbo, Kerny, and Dolph teach Bart about the ``five finger discount. [7F08] Homer and Ned have been neighbors for eight (4+4) years. [7F16] Persephone ate six (4+2) pomegranates. [7F15] ``Grease Joe's Bottomless Barbecue… Pit. Five (4+1) words. [8F10] ``As long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes… [UFA] ``Four toes on each foot, four fingers on each hand. [8F22] ``Five fingers? Ewwwww! Freak show! =============================================================================== > Marge the Mother =============================================================================== [7G09] Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions? [7F23] Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister. [7F12] Anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend. [8F13] And the man wants to hit the ball, too… And he does! [8F14] When you grow up, you can suck your pacifier all you want. [8F15] Honey, if that's what you want, we'll do anything we can to help. [8F16] How was detention today, dear? [8F21] I hope the Spinal Taps [sic] don't play too loud. =============================================================================== > Homer's lustful `Ohhhhhhhh's =============================================================================== [7G01] When Marge comes out in her blue thing with the things. [7F20] When he looks down Maude's dress. [8F01] When he thinks he's won $1 million. [8F11] Watching the dancing show. [8F22] Thinking of the Good Morning Burger. [9F06] Thinking of makin' bacon on the beach. =============================================================================== > The perfect crime =============================================================================== [7f12] (my memory fails me here) [7f20] Catching and cooking General Sherman. [8f06] Taking a second job to pay for Lisa's pony. [advt] Stealing Bart's Butterfinger candy bar in the middle of the night. =============================================================================== > Burns' historical references =============================================================================== [7G03] ``I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. [7F02] ``I was watching the DuMont last night… [7F05] Burns compares himself to Satchel Page. [7F13] ``I once watched Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow… [7F22] ``Well, Countess von Zeppelin and I… [8F13] Burns' team of ringers [9F05] ``Do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?

Homer's bonehead antics

[8f07] Puts a lit welding torch next to a canister of gasoline. [8f09] Trying to unjam the toaster with a knife. [8f12] Homer's near-aneurysm. [8f13] Sheltering himself with a piece of metal and taking cover under

     the tallest tree he could find during a thunderstorm.
Masturbation references

Flying over the head of every ten-year-old in the country.

[7F17] ``I will not grease the monkey (bars). [8F09] ``Whack the Weasel game [8F16] ``A little something I call `Plucking the Pickle'. ``All of us pull a few `boners' now and then. [8F20] ``I'd have choked you like a chicken… =============================================================================== > Principal Spooner's, uh, Skinner's slips-of-the-tongue =============================================================================== [7G08] ``The fourth grade will now favor us with a melody… err… medley (hee hee) of holiday flavorites.

[7F06] ``Tonight, Sherbert's, oops, heh heh, Schubert's Unfinished Symphony. [8F06] ``Let's all enjoy Lisa Simpson's rendition of Stormy Leather, uh, Weather.

[8F22] He introduces ``Samantha Stinky. She correct him, ``Stanky.

Getting the last word

Another quiz. The last line.

% 1. Ach! I told ya ye'd be back! % 2. After… I… catch… my… breath… can… we… go… home? % 3. Amen to that! % 4. Amen! % 5. And I never have. % 6. And I'm proud of you today. % 7. Come on in. Dignity's on me, friends. % 8. D'oh! % 9. Daddy. % 10. Followed by extended periods of gettin' it on. % 11. From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest! % 12. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth, Tijuana! % 13. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell. % 14. Hail to the bus driver. Bus driver man. % 15. Hey, no sharing! % 16. Hey, you did it! % 17. Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! % 18. I do. % 19. I don't care! % 20. I doubt it. % 21. I dunno. They just do. % 22. I guess he'll be happy when he comes to. % 23. I thought I <did>. % 24. I was waiting for someone to say that. % 25. I won't be back for ten minutes! % 26. I'm on the biggest roll of my life. % 27. I'm the sa-addest kid in grade number two. % 28. It's a date. % 29. Ivana Tinkle! % 30. Lis, you taught me to stand up for what I believe in. % 31. My brilliant beast. % 32. Now let's get out of this gas-filled hallway before we all suffocate. % 33. Now let's go whip donuts at old people. % 34. Now let's try and get a little shut-eye, okay? % 35. Number eight. I mean, Santa's Little Helper. % 36. Nyeah nyeah nyeah-nyeah nyeah! % 37. Oh my God, he's enjoying it! % 38. Oh, Homer! We love you! % 39. Oh, I hate Hallowe'en. % 40. Oh, I hate having two heads. % 41. Oh, my goodness! % 42. Only sick people wanna see my folks kiss. % 43. Our dad. Now he belongs to the ages. % 44. Part of this D- belongs to God. % 45. Peace, man. % 46. Put on a happy face! % 47. Soundin' good, Lis! % 48. Thaht should dew it! % 49. Thanks, Bart. % 50. The feeling is more than mutual, sir. % 51. The meaning of life is… % 52. There goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had. % 53. Third time's a charm. % 54. Try raising my kids. % 55. We haven't seen each other in 25 years! % 56. Well, isn't that nice. % 57. Well, maybe just a little. % 58. Well, the world is safe again… but… for how long? % 59. What's the point? % 60. Woo hoo! I got my job back! % 61. Ya hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French! % 62. Yeah. % 63. Yes! % 64. You are so beautiful to me. % 65. You know who the real crooks are? Those sleazy Hollywood producers! % 66. You son of a bitch! Good show! % Answers: % % 1. Groundskeeper Willie, ``Principal Charming % 2. Homer climbs Mt. Springfield, ``Lisa the Greek % 3. Homer, ``Blood Feud % 4. The entire family, ``Bart vs. Thanksgiving % 5. Homer, ``The Way We Was % 6. Leon Kompowski, ``Stark Raving Dad % 7. ``Old Money % 8. Homer, ``Bart the Genius % 9. Maggie, ``Lisa's First Words % 10. Homer, ``Mr. Plow % 11. Homer, ``One First, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish % 12. Krusty, ``Kamp Krusty % 13. Shopkeeper, ``War of the Simpsons % 14. Principal Skinner, ``Otto Show % 15. Moe, ``Bart Gets Hit by a Car % 16. Homer, ``Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish % 17. Adoring crowd, ``Homer's Odyssey % 18. Marge, ``Colonel Homer % 19. Kent Brockman, ``Lisa the Beauty Queen % 20. Moe, on whether Aerosmith will be in, ``Flaming Moe's % 21. Moe, ``Dancin' Homer % 22. Marge, ``Homer at the Bat % 23. Marge, ``Brush with Greatness % 24. Homer, ``Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? % 25. Homer, ``Jacques to be Wild % 26. Homer, ``Lisa's Substitute % 27. Bleedin' Gums Murphy, ``Moaning Lisa % 28. Bart, ``Bart the Lover % 29. Moe, ``New Kid on the Block % 30. Bart, ``Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington % 31. Marge, ``Call of the Simpsons % 32. Bart, ``Black Widower % 33. Bart, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love % 34. Bart, ``Homer Alone % 35. Homer, ``Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire % 36. Homer and Bart, ``Saturdays of Thunder % 37. Homer, ``Dead Putting Society % 38. Marge, ``There's No Disgrace Like Home % 39. Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror % 40. Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror II % 41. Marge, ``Some Enchanted Evening % 42. Bart, ``Homer's Night Out % 43. Lisa, ``Homer Defined % 44. Bart, ``Bart Gets an F % 45. Bart, ``Bart the General % 46. The Flanderses and the Simpsons, ``When Flanders Failed % 47. Bart, ``Separate Vocations % 48. Groundskeeper Willie hammers in a caution sign, ``Radio Bart % 49. Krusty, ``Krusty Gets Busted % 50. Smithers, ``The Telltale Head % 51. God, ``Homer the Heretic % 52. Apu, ``Lisa's Pony % 53. Homer, ``Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment % 54. Homer, ``Bart the Daredevil % 55. Krusty, ``Like Father, Like Clown % 56. Marge, ``Itchy and Scratchy and Marge % 57. Marge, ``A Streetcar Named Marge % 58. Radioactive Man, ``Three Men and a Comic Book % 59. Homer, ``Dog of Death % 60. Homer, ``Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk % 61. Homer, ``The Crepes of Wrath % 62. Chief Justice Bart, ``Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie % 63. Marge celebrates not being pregnant, ``I Married Marge % 64. Marge to Homer, ``Simpson and Deliliah % 65. Homer, ``Bart the Murderer % 66. Miss Winthrop, ``Bart's Dog Gets an F

Oh, my goodness! 7g01 – Marge, ``Some Enchanted Evening D'oh! 7g02 – Homer, ``Bart the Genius Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! Ho-mer! 7g03 – Adoring crowd, ``Homer's Odyssey Oh, Homer! We love you! 7g04 – Marge, ``There's No Disgrace Like Home Peace, man. 7g05 – Bart, ``Bart the General I'm the sa-addest kid in grade number two. 7g06 – Bleedin' Gums Murphy, ``Moaning Lisa The feeling is more than mutual, sir. 7g07 – Smithers, ``The Telltale Head Number eight. I mean, Santa's Little Helper. 7g08 – Homer, ``Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire My brilliant beast. 7g09 – Marge, ``Call of the Simpsons Only sick people wanna see my folks kiss. 7g10 – Bart, ``Homer's Night Out I won't be back for ten minutes! 7g11 – Homer, ``Jacques to be Wild Thanks, Bart. 7g12 – Krusty, ``Krusty Gets Busted Ya hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French! 7g13 – Homer, ``The Crepes of Wrath Hey, you did it! 7f01 – Homer, ``Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish You are so beautiful to me. 7f02 – Marge to Homer, ``Simpson and Deliliah Part of this D- belongs to God. 7f03 – Bart, ``Bart Gets an F Oh, I hate Hallowe'en. 7f04 – Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror I dunno. They just do. 7f05 – Moe, ``Dancin' Homer Try raising my kids. 7f06 – Homer, ``Bart the Daredevil Amen! 7f07 – The entire family, ``Bart vs. Thanksgiving Oh my God, he's enjoying it! 7f08 – Homer, ``Dead Putting Society Well, isn't that nice. 7f09 – Marge, ``Itchy and Scratchy and Marge Hey, no sharing! 7f10 – Moe, ``Bart Gets Hit by a Car From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest! 7f11 – Homer, ``One First, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish And I never have. 7f12 – Homer, ``The Way We Was Third time's a charm. 7f13 – Homer, ``Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment You son of a bitch! Good show! 7f14 – Miss Winthrop, ``Bart's Dog Gets an F Ach! I told ya ye'd be back! 7f15 – Groundskeeper Willie, ``Principal Charming I was waiting for someone to say that. 7f16 – Homer, ``Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Come on in. Dignity's on me, friends. 7f17 – ``Old Money I thought I <did>. 7f18 – Marge, ``Brush with Greatness I'm on the biggest roll of my life. 7f19 – Homer, ``Lisa's Substitute Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell. 7f20 – Shopkeeper, ``War of the Simpsons Well, the world is safe again… but… for how long? 7f21 – Radioactive Man, ``Three Men and a Comic Book Amen to that! 7f22 – Homer, ``Blood Feud Put on a happy face! 7f23 – The Flanderses and the Simpsons, ``When Flanders Failed And I'm proud of you today. 7f24 – Leon Kompowski, ``Stark Raving Dad Lis, you taught me to stand up for what I believe in. 8f01 – Bart, ``Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington Oh, I hate having two heads. 8f02 – Homer, ``Treehouse of Horror II You know who the real crooks are? Those sleazy Hollywood producers! 8f03 – Homer, ``Bart the Murderer Our dad. Now he belongs to the ages. 8f04 – Lisa, ``Homer Defined We haven't seen each other in 25 years! 8f05 – Krusty, ``Like Father, Like Clown There goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had. 8f06 – Apu, ``Lisa's Pony Nyeah nyeah nyeah-nyeah nyeah! 8f07 – Homer and Bart, ``Saturdays of Thunder I doubt it. 8f08 – Moe, on whether Aerosmith will be in, ``Flaming Moe's Woo hoo! I got my job back! 8f09 – Homer, ``Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk Yes! 8f10 – Marge celebrates not being pregnant, ``I Married Marge Thaht should dew it! 8f11 – Groundskeeper Willie hammers in a caution sign, ``Radio Bart After… I… catch… my… breath… can… we… go… home? 8f12 – Homer climbs Mt. Springfield, ``Lisa the Greek I guess he'll be happy when he comes to. 8f13 – Marge, ``Homer at the Bat Now let's try and get a little shut-eye, okay? 8f14 – Bart, ``Homer Alone Soundin' good, Lis! 8f15 – Bart, ``Separate Vocations It's a date. 8f16 – Bart, ``Bart the Lover What's the point? 8f17 – Homer, ``Dog of Death Well, maybe just a little. 8f18 – Marge, ``A Streetcar Named Marge I do. 8f19 – Marge, ``Colonel Homer Now let's get out of this gas-filled hallway before we all suffocate. 8f20 – Bart, ``Black Widower Hail to the bus driver. Bus driver man. 8f21 – Principal Skinner, ``Otto Show Now let's go whip donuts at old people. 8f22 – Bart, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth, Tijuana! 8f24 – Krusty, ``Kamp Krusty The meaning of life is… 9f01 – God, ``Homer the Heretic I don't care! 9f02 – Kent Brockman, ``Lisa the Beauty Queen Yeah. 9f03 – Chief Justice Bart, ``Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie Ivana Tinkle! 9f06 – Moe, ``New Kid on the Block Followed by extended periods of gettin' it on. 9f07 – Homer, ``Mr. Plow Daddy. 9f08 – Maggie, ``Lisa's First Words

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sub skipglop { # Blip to and delete next %-group, incl. the line that follows

  print while ($_ = <I>) && !/^%/;
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# The ``Mmmmm… quiz. &skipglop; @o = (); push(@o, $_.<I>), print "% Mmm… $`\n" while ($_ = <I>) =~ /:/; print "\f\n\n@o\n"; # The ``Last line quiz. &skipglop; @o = (); push(@o, $_ . <I>) while ($_ = <I>) !~ /^$/; # collect $n = 1; @a = (); foreach (sort @o) { # build/emit questions

  /\n.... -- /;
  printf "%% %2d. %s\n", $n, $`;
  push(@a, sprintf("%% %2d. %s", $n, $'));
  ++$n;

} print "\f\n% Answers:\n%\n@a\n@o\n"; # emit answers and source

&skipglop;

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