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         Money for nothing
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         The tits for free
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Sure,everyone can get tits.Just go down to Rush Street and look for some hookers and for only $200 you can fuck your brains out for one hour,but if you just want tits and you're kinda short on cash,read on…

High School

Almost everyone who has a modem is in high school and you go there almost everyday so why not have some fun while you're there. Whenever you get the craving for some nice round soft tits you virtually surrouded by them all over school.

One way is when you're walking in

between those door frames.

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Well when you see a real good looking girl coming down the hallway with some nice tits walk through the same way she goes and it'll get crowded so you'll both have to turn sideways and when she does her tits will be against your chest.Step forward for an ever better feel. Oh what a feeling!

Crowds

Yes,an old trick.Try to hide in towel bins or closets. Staying in the bathroom of the locker is good.While they think some other girl is in there taking a shit or changing her tampon take a peek at all the curvaceous nude bodies occupying the locker room. If you look like a little kid go in the women's locker room at the local YMCA or something. Wait near the door during games so while they're coming out just take a peek inside. Enter any adjoining rooms such as gym offices and 'accidently' open the door connecting the two rooms as if you didn't know.

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