+————————————-+ ! ! ! TERMINAL PANIC ! ! ! ! OR ! ! ! !WHY DIDN'T I BECOME AN ENGLISH MAJOR! ! ! ! CREATED BY ! ! ! SUSAN CRAWSHAW ! ! ! ! TYPED BY ! ! ! ! DOLPH OF XANTH ! ! ! +————————————-+ COBOL, ASSEMBELER, JCL, THOSE IBM GUYS BELONG IN HELL.
TO THE COMPILER, MY JOB I DID SEND, ONLY TO GET A SOC-7 ABEND.
BURIED SOMEWHERE IN MILES OF CODE, A TINY BUG HAS MADE HIS HOME.
AND SINCE MY MODULES AREN'T BLACK BOXES, I KICK AND SCREAM, BECOME OBNOXIOUS.
"YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, MR. DLITCH!" A TRACE SHOULD NAIL THAT SON OF A BITCH.
OR, PERHAPS A DUMMY DUMP, IS WHAT I NEED TO FIND THE CHUMP.
BUT READING THAT WOULD BE NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE, FORGOT, I CAN'T SPEAK HEXADECIMAL.
THIS PROGRAM'S DUE IN TWENTY MINUTES, AT THIS RATE I'LL NEVER FINISH.
DEADLINES APROACHING MUCH TOO FAST… I KNOW - I'LL BLAME A SYSTEMS CRASH!
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