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                Cardinal Rules
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         If you open it -- close it.
      If you turn it on -- turn it off.
       If you unlock it -- lock it.
        If you break it -- repair it.
    If you can't fix it -- call in someone who can.
       If you borrow it -- return it.
          If you use it -- take care of it.
     If you make a mess -- clean it up.
         If you move it -- put it back.

If it doesn't concern you – leave the bloody thing alone.