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                           RONALD REAGAN

April 17, 1984

Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth's Hospital Washington D.C. 06969

Dear John:

Nancy and I hope you are making good progress in your recovery from the mental problem that made you try to assassinate me. The staff of St. Elizabeth's Hospital tell me you are doing just fine and will be released soon.

I have decided to seek a second term in office and I hope I can count on your support and the support of your parents in my re-election campaign.

I hold no grudge against you, John, and hope that if there is anything you need to there at the hospital, you will let Nancy and I know.

By the way, did you know that Walter Mondale and Gary Hart have both been fucking Jodie Foster?

                            Sincerely,
                           Ronald Reagan

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