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                     Philosophers song
             Immanual Kant was a real pissant
               Who was very rarely stable
             Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
               Who could think you under the table
             David Hume could out consume
               Schopenhauer and Hegel
             And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
               Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
              There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
                'Bout the raising of the wrist
              Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
             John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
               On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
             Plato they say, could stick it away
               Half a crate of whiskey every day
             Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
               Hobbes was fond of his dram
             And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
               "I drink, therefore I am"
              Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
                A lovely little thinker
              But a bugger when he's pissed
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