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BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 11:49:38 AM

    WHAT MAKES A NURD MOST

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The other day, before the awsome and wild picnic, my sister asked me, "Why

are you going to that stupid picnic. It's just going to be a Nurd Convention. " After asking why she thought that we were all nurds, she replied, "Anyone that uses computers is a nurd." I thought that over for a while, and figured, I'm not a nurd, (I hope) let's see how the other users turn out. Well, she was wrong. I met very few true nurds at the picnic. (a lot of strange people, but not too many nurds.) This led me to a deep, soul-searching quest to find out just what a 'true' nurd is. I searched long and hard, all over the globe until I found the answer. It came to me, not in a dream, but in a newspaper article. This glorious article described a true nurd perfictly. I feel that it is my duty to share parts of that article with you. So, here is the description of a purebred nurd.

BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 11:55:41 AM


Nurds come in various forms - all descendants of the geek, spaz, nothing

ball, wimp, kook, and looser. Here is a description of a nurd.

Most common physical trait:  Large Adams apple, big feet, zits, and glasses
Favorite passtime:  Working with a home computer.
Hair style:  Regular boys haircut, or a crewcut.
Dress:  J.C.	Penney white T-shirt and jeans three inches short.
Favorite accessory:  Plastic pocket protector.
Shoes:  Hushpuppies and always white socks.
Study habits:  Endlessly, always with a computer.

BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 11:57:37 AM

Favorite singing group:  Devo.
Favorite food:  Twinkies, peanut butter and jelly on potato chips.
Dream girl:  Centerfold of any Playboy edition.
Hero:  Steve Wosniak (inventor of Apple computers)
Favorite pin-up:  Poster of new TRS-80
Favorite female photograph:  A picture of Mom.
Spectator sport:  Floppy disk retrieval.
Jewelry:  Calculator watch.
Social involvement:  Running the record player at the school prom.
Closest friends:  School faculty.

BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 12:00:42 PM

Greatest tragedy:  B-minus on a report card.
Favorite Movies:  War-Games and Star Wars.
Favorite TV shows:  Whiz Kids and Leave It To Beaver.
Favorite President:  Richard Nixon.

St. Louis Post Dispatch, Aug. 15, 1984

Okay, so we all have a few of these qualities, but if you have twelve or

more, consider yourself a nurd.

And watch out, they're out there.

Mad/

/Max



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