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 What...
   Is A leech?
   Does a leech use in his vocab?
   Does he look like?
   Do we do to kill them?
   Am I talking about?
I am talking about those losers out there that take all our wares off of our

Catsend lines and give them to his local buds…Yes…sound like someone you know? Don't be afraid lad…we all have them…But we need to know how to recognize them and how to get rid of them…That is very simple if you just follow some directions and read this file patiently!

First of all as I said in 'The True Leech Hazard' there is a difference

between an asshole and a leech so I won't go over that in much detail… But an asshole is someone you hate that could be a very big pirate ready to put your loser ass six feet deep… (That is how far people are buried for you dumbasses reading this) A leech is someone you may not have even ever heard of and you just want to get rid of him…you may think it is easy but most leech's are very determined in getting their wares and will use false names if necessary… That means you shouldn't validate someone who has just called your catsend and uses a name…Ghost Buster I heard is an awesome name…Maybe I am exagerating the name but if you look at anyone's info You can usually tell if the guy is a fake or not…But it isn't as easy as just deleting him because when he found out that he was deleted he will call back again under a false loser name and eventually he will pass the check that you give each person because you can't always tell a leech from a cool 'Rocker'… haha…Also…Ali Baba or Dr. Micro don't call catsends…so don't freak out if someone says..ALI HERE!…say back to him…ALI NOT HERE!…and preceed to hang his ass up…but if you did deal with Ali Baba and you hung him up…then I will leave you with a 'How to comit Suicide' file but that is not under me…Ok well pirates I am sure you guys may want a demostration and a good vocabulary of the leech to tell if you are dealing with a leech…Aren't you excited?…


Johnny Pirate just opened the box to his micromodem and is ready to set up

his local-loser board right after he gets permission to call long distance on AT&T so he can get on the awesome 100 meg catsend in Boonfuck,VA….So he does just that…that is he is using is microscrotum dialer…finally he is on…

Enter pass or [NEW] [-⇒[NEW]

Invalid.

Enter pass or [NEW] [-⇒

[CHAT ON]

Hey kid what is your problem.

No problem.

Then why don't you just type in NEW

I did

Bye…


Folks Johnny just hit rock bottom...	he would usually call back and do the

same thing again and when the sysop chats…they use their extended vocab. of their awesome words…they include

PLEASE…………PLEEZE BYE……………LAT0R

	  L8ER
	  L8R
	  L80R
	  LAT0R 0N

YOU……………U FRIEND…………D00D

	  DOOD

COOL…………..(OOL

	  C00L
	  KOOL
	  K00L
Folks these aren't all the leech's words but if you haven't caught on there

is a pattern…also their biggest word to use is PHUNY and when they cuss on rag boards they usually go $h!t or A$$H0le… that is perfectly immature…and as people say it is for you guys that can't cut the PG-13 Law….HAHA… Well L8er Guys and keep K00L you awes0me D00DS U…

JUST JOKING
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	   %	   The Rocker of Virginia!	 %
	   %	     ( The Ca. One sux )	 %
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	   % Losers...				 %
	   %	Snake Man <-=-> 804/794/2906	 %
	   %   Doctor Pop <-=-> 212/772/0189	 %
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	   % Franklin's Tower.......804/784/3884 %
	   % Lucky Strike...........804/740/2118 %
	   % Garden Observatory.....617/784/9407 %
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	   % All <atpack <atsend lines that rock %
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