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                             POSITION AVAILABLE 

        IMBECILE

           An  entry level  position exists for a complete and total
        blithering  idiot  who  possesses  a demonstrable ability to
        tolerate  the  ravages  of  several other complete and total
        blithering  idiots and can apply a definite lack of interest
        combined  with a certain social numbness and indifference to
        an otherwise intolerable situation, entirely for the purpose
        of assuring the personal object of job securety.

           The position would also require the qualified imbecile to
        participate   in   other   absurd,   incredulous  and  inept
        activities  solely  for  the  purpose of screwing over other
        fellow  imbeciles. Such activities are required to stem from
        a self-centered  mindless  paranoia  that  others may appear
        just  a tad  better in any of several thousand different and
        equally petty ways, many of which lie far below being of any
        significance whatsoever.

           The  ability to forget all of the atrocities committed on
        any  one day,  while being wholly capable of starting out on
        the  wrong  foot  at  the  beginning  of  each  new day is a
        definite plus.

           Wages  shall be entirely disproportionate with knowledge,
        skill,  rationality,  consciousness, reason or anything else
        even remotely resembling intelligence.

        LTOEOE  (Less Than Our Equal, Opportunity Employer)  

           Candidates  must possess  a magnified limbic disorder and
        as   nearly   as  possible,  a totally atrophied neo-cortex.

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           So  do  it!  Apply  today!  It's  in  your genes!