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archive:humor:humpty.dumpty

In winter, when the fields are white, I sing this song for your delight.

In spring, when woods are getting green, I'll try and tell you what I mean:

In summer, when the days are long, Perhaps you'll understand the song:

In autumn, when the leaves are brown, Take pen and ink, and write it down.

I sent a message to the fish: I told them, 'This is what I wish.'

The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me.

The little fishes' answer was 'We cannot do it, Sir, because–'

I sent to them again to say 'It will be better to obey.'

The fishes answered, with a grin, 'Why, what a temper you are in!'

I told them once, I told them twice: They would not listen to advice.

I took a kettle large and new, Fit for the deed I had to do.

My heart went hop, my heart went thump: I filled the kettle at the pump.

Then someone came to me and said 'The little fishes are in bed.'

I said to him, I said it plain, 'Then you must wake them up again.'

I said it very loud and clear: I went and shouted in his ear.

But he was very stiff and proud: He said, 'You needn't shout so loud!'

And he was very proud and stiff: He said 'I'd go and wake them, if–'

I took a corkscrew from the shelf: I went to wake them up myself.

And when I found the door was locked, I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked.

And when I found the door was shut, I tried to turn the handle, but–

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