TO: All Department Heads FROM: Personnel Department SUBJ: New Employee Evaluation Forms
NAME: DATE:_ JOB TITLE:_ DATE HIRED:_ DEPARTMENT: SUPERVISOR:_ ACCURACY DOES SHITTY WORK AND CONSTANTLY FUCKS UP DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT IF OUTPUT IS RIGHT OR WRONG
__PRETTY GOOD, ONLY AN OCCASIONAL SCREW-UP __DOES GOOD WORK IF NOT PRE-OCCUPIED WITH BROADS/STUDS
RATE OF DOESN'T DO A FUCKING THING ALL DAY LONG WORK WORKS ONLY IF KICKED IN THE ASS VERY OFTEN
__DOES A LOT OF WORK AT REVIEW TIME __GOES LIKE A SON-OF-A-BITCH IF HE THINKS HE'LL GET A RAISE __FASTEST MOTHER-FUCKER IN THE WEST
DEPENDABILITY
__COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT MOTHER-HUMPING JERK __NEEDS FREQUENT THREATS AND ASS CHEWINGS __CONSCIENTIOUS ONLY IF SEX URGE IS SATISFIED __USUALLY DEPENDABLE AT SALARY REVIEW TIME __REALLY A RELIABLE COCK-SUCKER
KNOWLEDGE STUPID BASTARD, DOESN'T KNOW HIS ASS FROM FIRST BASE KNOWS JUST ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS
__ADEQUATE BRAIN POWER, BUT DOESN'T USE IT __KNOWS MOST PHASES OF THE JOB __SON-OF-A-BITCH REALLY KNOWS HIS SHIT
COOPERATION
__PISS POOR ATTITUDE, THINKS HE IS BEING SHIT ON __OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS __COOPERATIVE ONLY IF ASS IS KISSED FREQUENTLY __BROWN NOSER FIRST CLASS __COOPERATIVE IF PAID ENOUGH
ORDERLINESS
__SLOPPY, DIRTY, FILTHY BASTARD-WORSE THAN OSCAR __PISSES IN ASH TRYS, SHITS IN THE CORNER __SOMETIMES EMPTIES ASH TRAYS AND HITS THE WASTBASKET __NEAT AND ORDERLY __NEATER THAN FELIX
_ HANDLING CONSTANTLY PISSES OFF THE TROOPS AND FREQUENTLY GETS THE FINGER DEVELOPINGOCCASIONALLY GETS TOLD TO GET FUCKED PEOPLE ONLY THE JANITORS OBEY HIM
__CARRIES HATCHET AND GETS EXCELLENT RESULTS
_ _ EMPLOYEE'S SIGNATURE SUPERVISOR'S SIGNATURE