archive:humor:calif.hum
I hate California because:
People rollerskate to work
The winters are unendurable
The sun shines 350 days a year
Board meetings are held in hot tubs
Aerospace engineers wear Budweiser t-shirts - at work
The sunburn received a.m. snow skiing stings in the p.m. ocean water
There is nobody to drink with on Sundays because everybody is out sailing
The exercise salons make artificial snow to trim your tummy by shoveling it
The museums have an 'Winterwear of the 20th Century' display
You can't graduate from high school until you've passed 'Pool Cleaning I'
Christmas dinner is barbequed
C.O.1985
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