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HOW TO WIN AT WORDSMANSHIP
COLUMN 1 COLUMN 2 COLUMN 3
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0. Interated 0. Management 0. Options
1. Total 1. Organizational 1. Flexibility
2. Systematized 2. Monitored 2. Capability
3. Parallel 3. Reciprocal 3. Mobility
4. Functional 4. Digital 4. Programing
5. Responsive 5. Logistical 5. Concept
6. Optional 6. Transitional 6. Time-phase
7. Synchronized 7. Incremental 7. Projection
8. Compatible 8. Fifth-generation 8. Hardware
9. Balanced 9. Policy 9. Contingency
The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number, then select the
corresponding buzzword from each column. For instance, number 257 produces " systematized logistical projection " a phrase then can de dropped into virtually any conversation with that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority. No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that they're not about to about to admit it!. Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open
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