Copyright; May,1988 John T. Scott
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FORM AL1040 Alchoholic tax return For year Jan.1 to Dec.30,1988 | Filing status ——————————————–| Your social disease #_ | divorced ——————————————–| divorced twice Scribble name(yours)and address(if any) | getting divorced name | impotent address_ |
AA residency status street |Closest liquor est.# | de-tox local mission | | ——————————————————————— 1, Money found………………………………1, 2, Money borrowed(not returned)……………….2, 3, Money stolen……………………………..3, 4, Estimated value of drinks bought for you…….4, 5, Have someone add lines 1 through 4 for you and enter total on line 5. This is your average income……………………………5, 6, Money acctually worked for…………………6, 7, Have someone subtract line 6 from line 5 and enter difference on line 7, if 6 is greater than 5 start over YOU GOOFED! This is your avg. taxable income……………7, EXEMPTIONS 8, Monies recieved from Welfare, Misc.
Charities, Barbetting, Handouts, etc. .........8,__________
9, Monies lost due to holes in pockets…………9, 10,Monies payed out for Hangover medication (Real medication not hair of the dog)………10, 11,Have someone add lines 9 and 10 and
enter total on line 11........................11,__________
12,Have someone subtract line 11 from
line 8 and enter difference on line 12........12,__________
BUMMER, that's taxable too. You'd better have another drink bud. DEDUCTABLES 13,Enter sales tax payed on alchoholic
beverages (attach reciepts)...................13,__________
14,Getting the hang of it yet? Good,then
subtract line13 from line 12 and enter the difference on line 14.....................14,__________
15,Add lines 7 and 14 and enter total
on line 15, this is your avg. exepted deducted something like that income...........15,__________
ADJUSTMENTS 16,Enter amount of child support
acctually paid................................16,__________ ---------------
17,Subtract line 16 fron line 15 and
enter the difference on line 17...............17,__________
WHAT YOU OWE!!!! 18,Reenter the amount on line 17 on
line 18. This is the measally amount that we will add on to your back taxes since you've already drank it anyway..........18,__________
SIGNED______________________
Now go take your frustrations out on your loved ones, or(since noone probably loves you a total stranger will suffice. Then go have a drink on us, We've already had a few on you. See you at the audit.
Your's truly,
ALCTAX
ou. See you at the audit.