THE TWELVE COMPUTERIZED DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas, my computer gave to me A glitch on the video screen.
On the second day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Two keyboard bounces, and a glitch on the video screen.
On the third day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the FORTH day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's, Three loose plugs, Two keyboard bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE's Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Eleven damaged diskettes, Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me Twelve blown-out circuits, Eleven damaged diskettes, Ten disk-drive lockouts, nine burnt-out fuses Eight worthless printouts, Seven system resets, Six I/O spasms, Five blank cassettes, Four garbled SAVE'S Three loose plugs, Two key bounces, And a glitch on the video screen.