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JEDCSH@MIT-MC 12/17/81 04:12:42 Re: Season's Griefings To: SANTA at MIT-MC CC: CStacy at MIT-AI This was sent to SANTA on the Caltech/BCC Timesharing VAX by Brett Garrett (random SICK frosh). It's SO sick we thought we'd share it with you. –JED & EPS

Date: 16 Dec 1981 0149 Sender: btg29970 Subject: A White Christmas To: santa

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Jack Frost ripping up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to see tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh And every mother's child is sure to spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas

 Merry Christmas
    Merry Christmas
 Fuck you

…And all I want for Christmas is my TWO FRONT TEETH. 

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