Seen in rec.humor.funny:
By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN (to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh, you better watch out You better not pry You better stay back I'm telling you why Santa Claus is wielding a gun
He's making a list And checking it twice Gonna find out who He's gonna ice Santa Claus is wielding a gun
Don't give him any trouble He'll blow you right away Don't give him any cause to shoot Or you'll make his Christmas Day
Oh, you better believe He's packing a rod No coal in your stocking Just lead in your bod Santa Claus is wielding a gun
He doesn't want cookies Or none of that crud He doesn't want milk What he wants is your blood Santa Claus is wielding a gun
(Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire)
He doesn't trust nobody Shot all his reindeer dead Thought Dancer was a sissy And thought Rudoulph was a red
Oh, you better watch out You better not pry You better stay back I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is wielding a gun - – © 1987 Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU