-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-= Well folks, here we are yet again. That text phile group =-=-=- -=-=-= that just keeps coming back. This time however, we have kinda =-=-=- -=-=-= decided (assuming that Red okays it) that instead of the same =-=-=- -=-=-= ol' bullshit about breaking and entering, blowing-up this and =-=-=- -=-=-= that, etc, we are going to bring a little Christmas cheer and =-=-=- -=-=-= stray for the SANctuary formula. Even though it is September =-=-=- -=-=-= right now, who gives a fuck.Read the phile, smile an' enjoy.. =-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (-: SANctuary…. (-: Originally written by Merv, (-: (wherever in hell he got it from, I dunno) (-: Edited by Havok Halcyon. (-: (-: Twas the Night Before Christmas… (-: (-: Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. (-: The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. (-: The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, (-: It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. (-: Mamma in her teddy and I in the nude, (-: Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. (-: When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, (-: That I lost my boner, and Mama went dry. (-: Up to the window I sprang like an elf, (-: Tore back the shade while she played with herself. (-: The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, (-: Shoved a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. (-: When what to my wondering eyes should appear, (-: But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. (-: With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, (-: A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. (-: Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, (-: And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. (-: "Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, (-: Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. (-: Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, (-: Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee." (-: They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, (-: Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. (-: And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, (-: As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. (-: I was donning my jockeys, to cover my ass, (-: When down the chimney came Santa with a boom and a crash. (-: His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, (-: He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. (-: "That was some brothel," he said with a smile, (-: "The reindeer are pooped, so I'll just stay a short while" (-: He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink, (-: Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. (-: I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, (-: The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. (-: Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, (-: But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. (-: The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, (-: The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. (-: A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, (-: And six pair of panties, the edible kind. (-: A bra without nipples, a penis extension, (-: And several more things I shouldn't even mention. (-: A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, (-: And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil. (-: "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, (-: So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split." (-: He filled every stocking and then took his leave, (-: With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve. (-: He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, (-: Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. (-: In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch, (-: Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf. This night's been a bitch!" (-: The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, (-: "The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out!!" (-: (-: (-: Merry Chanukah (-: (I'm Jewish and I can't even spell that fregin' word) (-: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Hellfire Bulletin Board System The Hermitage BBS
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