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           Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer

All the reindeer were milling around in the barn a few days before XMAS. Santa came out to check up on them and Rudolph began sucking up by telling him how nice his new suit looked. Santa says, "Well, thank you for noticing, Rudolph" while eyeing the other reindeer. Rudolph then starts complimenting Santa on how trim and slim he looks and how he must surely have lost some weight and begun working out…again Santa thanks Rudolph. The other reindeer are muttering, "Sheesh, does this guy never give up?" After Santa left, the other reindeer began badgering Rudolph for his blatant kissing up. Rudolph gives them a haughty look and says, "Well, just remember when we go flying what YOU GUYS will be looking at!"